Movie Caption Contest #118: Grok Blocked
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UHURA:"Did...did you just fart?"
Spock: "I should really go save my planet... but I guess I can spend another 35 seconds holding you"
"Honestly, I'm not like other men, I- zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
"Motherfucker!"
"I do not believe our photo will be very popular this week unlss a suitable MEME is created."
"Geek"
Queen: "Hmm. I don't have an anus."
"I do not believe our photo will be very popular this week unlss a suitable MEME is created."
Data: "That sucks. Were you conceived in love?"
Queen: "Nope: a meteor hit a Best Buy."
Data: "Maybe it's the emotion chip, but you're making my internal processors re-route fluid to my liquid evacuation tube, engorging same."
Data: "Maybe it's the emotion chip, but if your head gets the NFL Network, I'd like to marry you."
Data: "Do the curtains match the drapes?"
Queen: "My vagina is a modified microwave oven."
Data: "And me without a Hot Pocket ..."
"I do not believe our photo will be very popular this week unlss a suitable MEME is created."
"Geek"
" I am current searching my database to find something suitably juvenile and sexual in nature."
Queen: "Hmm. I don't have an anus."
"I do not believe our photo will be very popular this week unlss a suitable MEME is created."
Data: "That sucks. Were you conceived in love?"
Or...
Borg Queen: "I could tell you, but that'd spoil the ending of Star Trek: Destiny."
Spock: "Wait, I'm confused. Is this the turbolift or the airlock?"
Young Spock: "Are we... are we about to conceive in love?"
Saavik: "Sure, I mean there's a first time for everything"
Thanks for the wins! 
Saavik: "Okay, it's a deal. I won't make any bifurcation jokes <giggle> if you promise to avoid the Cheers jokes."
Spock: "Agreed, fatty."
Spock, thinking: "Where are this skinny chick's breasts?"
Data: "There. I've made you so ugly, Lal, that even that cretin Riker won't want to do you."
Saavik: "Okay, it's a deal. I won't make any bifurcation jokes <giggle> if you promise to avoid the Cheers jokes."
Spock: "Agreed, fatty."
Spock, thinking: "Where are this skinny chick's breasts?"
Data: "There. I've made you so ugly, Lal, that even that cretin Riker won't want to do you."
"I do not believe our photo will be very popular this week unlss a suitable MEME is created."
"Geek"
" I am current searching my database to find something suitably juvenile and sexual in nature."
"Done yet?"
"No, I'm still reviewing the cooleddie file."
Uhura: "I have the ability to speak many languages from species within the Federation"
Spock: "Multi-lingual eh? Would you permit me to draw an invisible line across your forehead using my finger? I may tickle a little."
SAAVIK: "It is called 'Pon Farr'. Do you remember how to proceed from here?"
SPOCK: "Saavik... parted from me... and never parted."
SAAVIK: "Good -- anything else?"
SPOCK: "Yes, these sensations are extremely familiar... although now I have a sudden urge to call you 'Jim'."
SAAVIK: >pauses< "Let's just keep working at it, shall we?"
SPOCK: "This is probably not the best time to mention it, but your earrings aren't regulation."
DATA: "Honey, I do not think that you understood what I meant when I said I liked them hairless."
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