Movie Caption Contest #115: You Broke Your Big Ships

[Rat Boy]

The spirits of Doohan and Kelley try to keep Shatner from stealing the Spike Scream Award from J.J. Abrams.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Shatner: "Heh. I thought you only wore those foppish ascots off the set, Dee."

Kelley: "Sez the man in the lavender silk shirt."

 

[Shatmandu]

As Nimoy's career ascends, tensions mount.

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY:"AYE.

Now THAT'S what I call a big promotional blimp!"

SPINER:"Don't tell Patrick and Jonathan...but YOU actually have the hottest ass on this set, Marina..."

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Funny...when you think about it.

David Blaine CALLS this crap 'magic'...but it's really just a prolonged anti-gravity stunt."

 

[Candlelight]

"All I said was 'antiquing'"

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "Pfffffffft. I bet the wee bastard isn't even in the balloon."

 

[Candlelight]

"Tell you something, that William Adama certainly has balls"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: With God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!

*A-HEM*

http://www.trekbbs.com/showpost.php?p=3522151&postcount=13

It happens.

I've been at my mothers house for most of last week and had to use dial up!!!!!! I must have missed it while waiting for the page to load!

 

[cooleddie74]

(*ZEPPELIN BURSTS INTO FLAMES OVERHEAD*)

SCOTT:"Oh, the HUMANOID-ITY!!!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "You think that was Khan's real chest?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: You wanna call AAA or should I?

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY:"Aye, it's funny...

A budget this big...and the sky still looks like a nearsighted lass with neuropathy painted it."

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA:"Would this be an inappropriate time to feel fright and release lubrication fluids onto your right arm, Counselor?"

 

[Candlelight]

"My God Bones... this thread should be stickied, but for some reason... it's not"

HINT HINT.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Shatner: "It's called 'Star Trek: Remastered.' I have to admit, our old episodes look pretty good in hi-def up on that big screen. I'm not sure what I think of the remastered effects, though..."

Doohan: "I dunno. I think they got Nichelle's nacelle caps wrong."

 

[Rat Boy]

"My God Bones... this thread should be stickied, but for some reason... it's not"

HINT HINT.

Sulu: "I'm working as hard as I can, Admiral!"

Kirk: "It's not stickied like that, you pervert!"

 

[Peach Wookiee]

After a long night of drinking and partying...
"Dude.. there's the starship..."
"We are so grounded..."
"Not sweet... Our parents are gonna kill us..."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "My God! Is that...is that Rand and Uhura in a clinch up on that hill? I didn't know they were...were..."

McCoy: "Is 'sisters of Sappho' the phrase you're looking for?"

Scott: "Well, I'm not surprised. Most Trek fanfic writers saw this coming a mile away!"

 

[Daneel]

KIRK: "Kinda makes you wonder, doesn't it?"

McCOY: "Wonder what?"

KIRK: "Whether she's naked under that toga. She is French. You know that."

DATA: "So... What are you doing later?"