Movie Caption Contest #115: You Broke Your Big Ships
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Kirk: "Oh, so, we're dressed as Bele's people and you're Lokai's people? Ah crap, I can never tell them apart"
*Lokai's people descend on them like wolves*.
Data liked to use "the move" every chance he could. (Seinfeld reference here folks)
Data liked to use "the move" every chance he could. (Seinfeld reference here folks)
Deanna: "Data... sob.... why did you use the counter clockwise swirl?"
I've been so bloody busy the past copuple of weeks I've barely been able to look at the fine captions people have come up with...
Kirk: "Scotty... did you remember to tell the chimpazee and two trainees to get out?"
Scotty: "Ah fuck me"
Data: "Councellor, when Commander Riker instructed you to take the ship out of orbit-"
Deanna: "SHUT UP"
Kirk: "Scotty... did you remember to tell the chimpazee and two trainees to get out?"
Scotty: "Ah fuck me"
Data: "Councellor, when Commander Riker instructed you to take the ship out of orbit-"
Deanna: "SHUT UP"
Kirk: "So what do you want?"
McCoy: "I'll take a happy meal"
Scotty: "I'll have the rest"
Scotty: "What the bloody hell is that?"
Kirk: "I think that's Bubble Boy!"
McCoy: "No, thats not bubble boy! Thats Balloon Boy!
Scotty: "What's the bloody difference???"
McCoy: "Bubble Boy was that sick kid. Balloon Boy has the sick FATHER!"
"Admiral, this might be a bad time to tell ye this, but I managed to get the automation system working, and the weapons and shields too. Turns out we could've blown the bastards up after all. Anyway, you were saying something about what you did"
"Oh Shit!"
"I thought I could smell something"
Kirk: "I feel like I've just killed a dear friend. She was a great ship and she'll be terribly missed... On the other hand, they never did get the fan in my bathroom working right..."
Data: "It's not your fault, Deanna. Nobody could have done better. Nobody's blaming you. How about a quickie on the way down?"
Nimoy: Okay everybody, the Special Effect is gonna be that the Enterprise is on fire and burning as it enters the atmosphere...
(Shatner, Kelley and Doohan see fire start behind Nimoy and look horrified)
Nimoy: Perfect! Action!
Troi: I guess we shouldn't have remodeled the Bridge.
McCOY: "It was what you had to do Jim -- there was no other choice."
KIRK: "I know. I'm going to miss the Enterprise, but ultimately, it was just a ship. It can be replaced; people can't. As commanding officer, the safety of my crew is my primary responsibility. I took an oath to protect you all, and as long as I draw breath, I will do what I must to keep you from harm."
SCOTTY: "Hey, where's Chekov? Did he not beam down with us?"
KIRK: "Aw, shit."
DATA: "If we are about to die, then there is something I must confess: I have always loved you with every fiber of my being."
TROI: "Uh, Data, that's very sweet, but I don't --"
DATA: "What? Oh, no, I was not addressing you, Counselor, I was speaking to Commander Riker."
RIKER: "Great... Thanks for making my last few moments of life incredibly awkward, Data."
Kirk: "I didn't choose anything..."
McCoy: "I couldn't help it. It just popped in there."
Kirk: "What? What just popped in there?"
McCoy: "I... I... I tried to think..."
Scott: "LOOK!"
McCoy: "No! It can't be!"
Kirk: "What is it?"
McCoy: "It can't be!"
Kirk: "What did you do, Bones?
Scott: "Oh, shit!"
McCoy: "It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man."
Kirk: My ship. That I. Love like. A woman.
Kirk: "Kirk to Enterprise. We've found God's last message. It's written in giant letters of fire on the side of this mountain."
Spock: "What does it say, Captain?"
Kirk: "We appologize for the inconvenience."
Spock: "Most logical."
Little did Troi realize that Data was only holding her in front of him because there weren't any airbags on the ship.
Troi: "Data, screaming 'Yeehah!' and 'Giddyup!' ? It's not helping."
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