Movie Caption Contest #107: Opening Doors

[Daneel]

SCOTTY: "I told ya' Captain, as long as ya' got a Scotsman and an ample supply of Dr. McCoy's beans on board, you'll never have any need for an explosive device."

 

[Nerys Myk]

NuSCOTTY: Okay. I can see getting fat. But what happened to my accent?

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "C'mon through: it's a real hole, not another plot hole."

 

[Candlelight]

Scotty: "Did you see a road runner come through here? Oh and you might wanna watch out for an anvil I hid on this deck somewhere"

 

[Candlelight]

Geordi: "Mmmm! Goddamn, Data! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Riker would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice right, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?"
Data: "Knock it off, Geordi."
Geordi: [pause] "What?"
Data: "I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Troi goes shopping she buys SHIT. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead Romulan in my shuttlebay."
Geordi: "Oh, Data, don't even worry about that..."
Data: "No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Romulan Storage?"
Geordi: "Data, you know I ain't seen no..."
Data: "Did you notice a sign out in front of my shuttlebay that said Dead Romulan Storage?"
Geordi: [pause] "No. I didn't."
Data: "You know WHY you didn't see that sign?"
Geordi: "Why?"
Data: "'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead Romulans ain't my fucking business, that's why"

 

[Shatmandu]

Geordi: "You said there'd be women."
<Data presses button sequence on console at super-speed, crypto-locking doors.>

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Borgas frat! Ye left the bloody door open... AGAIN!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Data: See? See?
Geordi: See what?
Data: I added graphics' tape to everything. Nothing says "the future" like graphics' tape.

 

[Oceanborn_angel]

V'ger was less successful when it sent Scotty aboard the Enterprise as its probe.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

V'ger was less successful when it sent Scotty aboard the Enterprise as its probe.

Scottbot: "V'Ger's probe requires CeeTwoAitchFiveOhAitch for proper functioning. With no fecking umbrella in the glass."

 

[Oceanborn_angel]

Data: [singing] You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out...[stops singing] Come on Geordi, stop doing your job and join me.

I can haz messageboard?

 

[Triskelion]

Data: Have you noticed how your boobs have started to firm up?
Geordi: Data why not deactivate whatever chip that is for now.