Movie Caption Contest #107: Opening Doors

[Alrik]

Carolyn: "Is that really future you?"

Young Scotty: "Dun look lass."

Carolyn: "A little advice. Learn to say 'NO' to gravy."

 

[cooleddie74]

"How much of that bloody Mexican food did ye EAT, lads?!?!?"

DATA:"Collision course with the Amargosa sun?

Come on, Geordi...you know me better than that!"

EMH:"Excuse me...why are the sickbay doors going through what appears to be The Matrix?"

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA:"Say hi to my invisible, cloaked friend that lives in the palm of my hand! His name is Mr. Plot Device!"

GEORDI:"Where's a lethal solar flare when you WANT ONE..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "I heard you cocksuckers talking about me through the wall."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Oh, BLOODY YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!

Haven't ye lads heard?!

New Replicated Kool-Aid has all the fun and flavor of carbonated soft drinks...but less than half the borgas SUGAR!!!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Hey, it's Scotty! It's not like you to show up during a crisis situation not carrying a dead relative."

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY:"BLOODY HELL...

Ye lads HAD to set off the cherry photon bomb in the lavvy...didnae ye?!"

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA:"Gimme some skin, brutha!!

We smoked that Soran bitch like a pack of menthols, yo!!"

 

[Candlelight]

"...and I didn't use toilet paper, look"

 

[Shatmandu]

Geordi: "If you're going to do an imitation of the Sham-WOW guy, you need a headset. And a Sham-WOW."

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA: Switch to microvision Geordie, I found your testicles.

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "Word from the caption contest waiting room, Captain: Grignak is having a threesome with Decker and the wee bald woman."

 

[Candlelight]

Scotty: "Thar be whales here too?!"
Kirk: "Oh shut up Scotty, I've seen your girdle as well"

 

[Rat Boy]

Geordi: "If you're going to do an imitation of the Sham-WOW guy, you need a headset. And a Sham-WOW."

Geordi: "And you need to beat up a hooker."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Geordi: "If you're going to do an imitation of the Sham-WOW guy, you need a headset. And a Sham-WOW."

Geordi: "And you need to beat up a hooker."

Data: Who's to say I haven't?

 

[Jptrekker]

Scotty: Lass, it's an emergency, neither the Captain's girdle or my girdle canna take anymore--they're gonna blow!
Mrs. Slocombe: oh, that's a toughie...Miss Brahams! Get the size 53 extra industrial strength girldes out!

 

[battrekker]

Scotty: "Sorry, Nyota, the control panel to the turbolift just blew... Borgas Frat! You bloody told me that thing between you and the green-blooded bastard had been over decades ago!!!"

 

[Bones2]

Geordi: "If you're going to do an imitation of the Sham-WOW guy, you need a headset. And a Sham-WOW."

Geordi: "And you need to beat up a hooker."

Data: Who's to say I haven't?

What happens on Risa stays on Risa...

 

[Nerys Myk]

Geordi: "And you need to beat up a hooker."

Data: Who's to say I haven't?

What happens on Risa stays on Risa...

"No sir, a 10-82 is disappearing a dead hooker from Mister Data's quarters"

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: Lass, it's an emergency, neither the Captain's girdle or my girdle canna take anymore--they're gonna blow!
Mrs. Slocombe: oh, that's a toughie...Miss Brahams! Get the size 53 extra industrial strength girldes out!

Unfortunately, the EMH didn't have a satellite dish, so all the Are You Being Served? jokes flew over his...

EMH: "Don't say 'bald.'"

...head, happy?