Movie Caption Contest #105: Uncle Kahless Wants You!

[LeadHead]

Ambassador Sht'mandu: We klingons have never invaded Federation Territory!
Color Commentator: Lets go to the videotape! If you look here you can see Commander Kor on Organia, in the middle of an invasion of Federation Territory!
Ambassador Sht'mandu: Aw crap.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Athletics watching, part 2.

Lursa: "What the hell!"
B'Etor: "19.19 seconds! Any faster and the Usain Bolt will break out of the Matrix!"
Lefty Klingon: "What about that South African... is it male... is it female...?"
Lursa: "Either way you would have sex with it. Silence and view the replay, you mongrel!"

 

[Gertch]

KAMARAG:"It's been a lonnnnnnnnnng road...

Gettin' from there to HERE..."

That does sound better in the original Klingon.

 

[Shatmandu]

Ambassador S'cumbahg: "No, no. Giving the anus a little thumb action is not wrong. It's polite. <bucks hips, demonstrates>"

 

[cooleddie74]

VIXIS:"If the old Earther probe wasn't enough of a challenge for you, I can find one of the old orbital satellites that once transmitted UPN."

LURSA:"AHHHHHHH!!!

So this Kaiser Soze WAS the little cripple AFTER ALL!!"

B'ETOR:"Brilliant!!! I never saw it coming!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

KAMARAG:"HEY...

You guys want a piece of me?

Then come kick my ASS...

RIGHT HERE...RIGHT NOW!!!

If you think you scrawny patahks have the balls!!!"

 

[Deranged Nasat]

President (thinking): Ambassador Kamarag has a nice arse. Not as nice as the Romulan Ambassador's. I'll put the Klingons in at Two for now.

 

[cooleddie74]

PRESIDENT ROTH:"Objection!!!

The floor has NEVER recognized and does not NOW recognize the validity of bad celebrity impressions...

So either stop talking like Cary Grant and Jack Nicholson at this instant or tell your High Council that our willingness to cooperate is OVER!!!"

 

[LeadHead]

Nick Diamond: Today on Celebrity Deathmatch we have a Klingon Ambassador fighting with a picture of Admiral Kirk!

Judge Mills Lane: Now lets get it on!

 

[Shatmandu]

Man, I'm glad I don't have to judge this contest. It's a real hoot.

Sarek: "You have the right to commit murder?"
Ambassador W'Ang-D'Ang-D'Oodle: "... No, but you've got the right to suck my fuckin' dick."

 

[Rat Boy]

Man, I'm glad I don't have to judge this contest. It's a real hoot.

And I was worried we weren't going to get a lot of mileage out of three Klingon pictures.

Ambassador Max'mus: "Are you not entertained? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? IS THIS NOT WHY YOU WERE HERE?!?"

 

[Captain Crow]

[Vixis bitching non-stop for over four hours about how Klaa has ruined her life and that she could have been a dancer if it wasn't for him and that he keeps leaving the toilet seat up.]

Klaa: God I hate it when you're on the rag.

 

[LeadHead]

Ambassador c'ooleddie74: Ti daq lu quw hym wi!

President: Computer, that last sentence wasn't translated, retranslate.

Computer: No exact match found in English, closest approximation: "I'm all that and a bag of potato chips!"

 

[Gertch]

Ambassador M'aximusass, much to the other bowler's ire, always brought drama to his strikes.

Some peoples secrets came out during the last Ladies Night.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Kamarag: "Is this all, delegates- is this all I shall ever be? I just don't know what I'm doing anymore, where my life goes from here. I-"

President Roth: "Objection, ambassador, this is neither the time nor the-"

Kirk: "No, no, let him continue, Mr President, I'm concerned about him..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Some of the men were a little uncomfortable over being invited to Lursa's bachelorette party.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

"And do you know what happened then, Klingons? Yes, that's right, the Very Hungry Caterpillar became a beautiful butterfly. Look at the colours!"

 

[Thor Damar]

K'eorge K'arlin: "Have you ever noticed that their stuff is shit and your shit is stuff"

 

[cooleddie74]

KAMARAG:"For the last damned time...

I was NOT on McMILLAN & WIFE, you honorless patahks!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

Arcturan snail races on Klingon ships became quite the fad in the late 24th century.

Many gambling problems resulted from them.