Movie Caption Contest #105: Uncle Kahless Wants You!

[cooleddie74]

KAMARAG:"...and what's the deal with the bags of peanuts on cryogenic, long-term deep space missions?

Huh?

Am...am I right?

H-Hello?

This...this thing on?"

 

[cooleddie74]

KLAA:"Don't pull rank with ME, bitch.

I'll twist your belt buckle back to the right direction and then use it to drag your sorry ass out the closest airlock!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SHUCK: Pretty cool, huh? I bought them myself.

So, when do I meet George?

 

[Shatmandu]

Ambassador B'Uttholle: "Remember this well: there shall be no peace, as long as ... Janice Rand, is that you? It's been years! Girl, you lookin' goooood. I'm here for a week or so, hun, and we gots to get together to play, you hear what I'm saying? Uh-huh, you do, right? Yeeeaaaah, <bucks hips> uh, uh, uh."
<Crowd murmers.>
Ambassador B'Uttholle, realizing: "Oh, yeah, Kirk. We're gonna fuck Kirk up. I'm out! <storms off>"

 

[Triskelion]

So are you ready for the wedding?
By the blood of Kahless, is that today?

Ambassador B'rucey: I'm ready! But don't attack all at once. Just one at a time.
Kirk: I want my scene with the former president as my kungfu master who gets killed and I have to avenge him with the flying cobra crane style.
Ambassador B'rucey: No! You are my cocky rival who broke my school's sign with a flying kick and I shall have revenge!
Spock: What am I supposed to do with these braids and spit curls?

 

[Rat Boy]

Ambassador Korn'Hol: "Hey, wait a minute, who keeps changing my name in the subtitles?"

 

[cooleddie74]

KAMARAG:"It's been a lonnnnnnnnnng road...

Gettin' from there to HERE..."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Klaa: I'm signaling but nobody wants to let me over. Trying to get over here... trying to get over... COME ON! Did you see that? No respect. Come on, people. Trying to get over... trying... petaQ!
Vixis: Perhaps if you tried driving more aggressively.
Klaa: Oh, for the love of Kahless! COME ON PEOPLE!

 

[Candlelight]

Ambassador R'tboy: "I'm having an identity crisis"

 

[Rat Boy]

Ambassador C'ndle'light: "Which one of you petaQ stole my jump rope?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Ambassador Korn'Hol: "Hey, wait a minute, who keeps changing my name in the subtitles?"

President Pihgfugger: "Tell me about it."

Ambassador S'Pringsteen: "The lyrics to 'Blinded By The Light' DO NOT include the word 'douche'."

 

[Rat Boy]

Klaa: "By Emperor Sompek, now I know why they call you 'McCheese.'"

 

[Shatmandu]

Vixis: "The human consumed all the fudge on board, sir."

Ambassador S'Tickupass: "I was led to believe that punch would be served."

 

[LeadHead]

Ambassador R'Tboy: This is an outrage! Klingons are supposed to be the only alien villans in Good Trek Movies!

 

[LeadHead]

Klaa: Shooting space garbage is no test of a Warriors Mettle.

Vixis: True, but since you're just an intergalactic garbage man, I think it works for you.

Due to a time travel accident, a group of Klingons got the chance to watch the shows at the Roman Coliseum. By the end of the 3rd quarter the score was Lions 43, Humans 0.

 

[LeadHead]

Multi Cap Response.

Klingon: My Lady, we have developed the Ultimate weapon, see for yourself!

B'Etor: Perfect!

Lursa: That evil Klaa has embarrassed the House of Duras for the last time, send the weapon!

Vixis: We have an incoming message.

Klaa: On my scope!

Klaa: RICK ROLLED!!

 

[LeadHead]

KAMARAG:"It's been a lonnnnnnnnnng road...

Gettin' from there to HERE..."

Kirk: Objection!

President: Sustained.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KAMARAG: Never seen this species before in my life. Stop asking!!!!!

 

[LeadHead]

Vixis: Does it bother you that you got much more character development in a comic book than this movie?

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Vixis: "The human consumed all the fudge on board, sir."

Klaa: But we didn't have any fudge on board.
Vixis: Well, not any in the galley. The officer's head however...