Movie Caption Contest #105: Uncle Kahless Wants You!

[Alrik]

KAMARAG:"There shall be no peace as long as Kirk lives. We want his dumb ass delivered now."

KIRK (on subspace monitor behind): "Yeah, well double dumb ass on you!"

 

[cooleddie74]

PRESIDENT ROTH:"ORDER!!! ORDER!!!"

KAMARAG:"Okay, then.

Two platters of pipias claw and a jug of warnog...WARM this time!! No garnishes!!"

 

[Candlelight]

Vixis: "Sir, are you sure you can drive?"

Klaa: "Wha? I'm goods. I only hads...one barrel of blood wine. Ever wonder whys they call it blood wine?"

Vixis: "Get his keys."

(sound of pissing)

Vixis: Ah, sir, that's not the urinal.
Klaa: Ish not?! (hic) Sure lookss likes one.

*Cop pulls the bird of prey over*

Klaa: "Good after-ble, consta-noon"

 

[Candlelight]

Klaa: "Mmmm... shoot the satellite or get a cupcake... shoot the satellite... or-"
Vixis: "Aren't you supposed to be watching your weight?"
Klaa: "Silence woman! A warrior demands icing sugar from time to time"

 

[cooleddie74]

VIXIS:"Fire THIS at the Earther ship, Captain!

Give them The Diabetes!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

KAMARAG:"...and if all of THAT wasn't bad and dishonorable enough! Then Kirk goes and impregnates my wife...

AND our two daughters!!!"

 

[Captain Crow]

KAMARAG:"...and if all of THAT wasn't bad and dishonorable enough! Then Kirk goes and impregnates my wife...

AND our two daughters!!!"

And also one of our sons!!!! We're still trying to figure that one out.

 

[Candlelight]

KAMARAG:"...and if all of THAT wasn't bad and dishonorable enough! Then Kirk goes and impregnates my wife...

AND our two daughters!!!"

And also one of our sons!!!! We're still trying to figure that one out.

Plus my Targ!

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: "Oh pie..."

"I said not to bother me when I'm doing my squats."

 

[Shatmandu]

Ambassador A'Nusbreath: "Behold the quintessential devil in these matters, James T. Kirk, renegade and terrorist! Can I get a 'whut-whut'?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

LURSA:Yeah baby take it off!!!!

B'ETOR:Swing that bat'leth!!!!!!

KAMARAG:Bachelorette parties are with out honor.

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCHEESE: Yeah, uh...could you sign my time card?

KLAA: Who the...?

VIXIS: Kaarg called in sick. This guy's a temp the agency sent over.

 

[Candlelight]

Ambassador F'cknuckle: "Why must I indicate the size of the fish with my arms? Oh well, here goes..."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Ninety-nine bars of gold pressed latinum for a round-trip to Qo'n'os?

"NOW you're negotiating!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Klaa: "Fate can play a strange game sometimes, Lieutenant. Stryk'er wipes out his entire squadron over Ma'chu Gran'de, and now those people's lives up there are in his hands. I guess irony can be pretty ironic sometimes. But it's his ship now, he's the top dog, the big man, numero uno honcho, the head cheese. I just hope he has the right stuff..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Ambassador K'Ungfu: "Uh-huh, you guys were talking shit until I whipped out my numb-chucks."
Sarek: "You are pronouncing the name of the weapon incorrectly."
Ambassador K'Ungfu, beginning to twirl: "INTELLECTUAL PUPPET!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Ambassador K'Ungfu: "Uh-huh, you guys were talking shit until I whipped out my numb-chucks."
Sarek: "You are pronouncing the name of the weapon incorrectly."
Ambassador K'Ungfu, beginning to twirl: "INTELLECTUAL PUPPET!"

Sarek: "Let's see your flying butt punch, then... Hmmm... We're waiting... You haven't mastered kung-fu until you have mastered kirk-fu."

 

[Shatmandu]

Ambassador K'Ungfu: "My cousin whacked himself in the head so much, his ridges smoothed out."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Sarek: "There is a saying on Earth which applies in this case. Turn a frown upside down and you can get the whole world to smile..."
catches a glipse of Kamarag's head
"... Holy Shit! Ain't nothing I can do with that. You guys are on your own."

 

[Shatmandu]

Ambassador K'Ungfu: "Keee-EEEEEEE waaaaahhhhHHHHHHHHHHHH WAAASA!!!!"
Spectator: "He hasn't moved yet. Why's he yelling?"