Movie Caption Contest #105: Uncle Kahless Wants You!

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Ambassador Kamarag: My fist in the ass of the first man who kills Kirk.
President Roth: What kind of reward is that?
Ambassador Kamarag: In my culture that is all the reward a Klingon needs.

 

[Candlelight]

Ambassador Kamarag: My fist in the ass of the first man who kills Kirk.
President Roth: What kind of reward is that?
Ambassador Kamarag: In my culture that is all the reward a Klingon needs.

Sulu: "I just killed him twice"

 

[Shatmandu]

Federation President F'Orehead: "No, we do not agree to settle this with a dance-off."

Sarek, whispering: "No, no, don't tell him ..."

Ambassador: "STORE BRANDS DETERGENTS HAVE NO HONOR!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Ambassador Kamarag: If I don't get Kirk's head on a platter, I shall unleash the Great Machine of Epsilon 3!
Zathras (off-camera): Zathras warn but nobody listens to Zathras.

Ambassador Kamarag: There shall be no peace so long as Ki--
President Roth: Weren't you Herman Munster in that horrible late 80s remake?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cef...859B331C8&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=7

 

[Shatmandu]

Ambassador: "My wife washed all my whites with a new red t-shirt, and the Klingon High Council is waiting for my return. I'm fucked."

Ambassador: "If you won't tell me this ancient Chinese secret of yours, IT MEANS WAR!"

Sarek: "Here, you jerkoff: wash these, too."
<He tosses a skid-marked pair of Vulcan burlap underpants into the basket.>
Ambassador: "THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Sarek: "Hey, asshole, those were meant for everybody."

 

[Candlelight]

"Kirk can come get me, motherfucker"

 

[Candlelight]

Sarek: "Hey, asshole, those were meant for everybody."

That does look like a tasty dish... I'm gonna go get some candy.

BRB.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Its all in quatloos.

 

[Maurice]

Ambassador Kamarag: There shall be no peace so long as Ki--
President Roth: Weren't you Herman Munster in that horrible late 80s remake?

Ambassador Kamarag: We do not discuss it with outsiders! But I was the supremely well endowed dentist "Painless Pole" Waldowski in M*A*S*H!

LURSA: <squeaaaaaaal!>

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCHEESE: I could smell these from four contests away.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"I know I speak for the entire Federation Council when I say there has GOT to be something better on the goddamn TV."

The entire Bird of Prey crew became very frisky when they realized the shield modulation was 257.4, a Klingon version of 69, which has not been successfully performed since Kahless.

 

[Nerys Myk]

The broadcast of the Beatles' Ed Sullivan Show appearance reaches the Klingon Empire.

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Dibs on the pink ones. I'll be home soon."

The Klingons react when Geordi stops by Worf's quarters and finds him taking a dump and reading a Better Homes & Gardens.

 

[Candlelight]

"The human called Ross just kissed the human called Rachel! I believe they will be together for the rest of the show's run"
"Chandler is funny"

 

[BriGuy]

The Klingons are a proud people, and we intend to go on being proud... yes, we are full of pride... but not that rainbow flag, foo-foo kind of pride... not that there's anything wrong with that...

 

[Candlelight]

"This reminds me of Kahless's famous and unforgettable 'Now' speech... brilliant stuff... 'Now... something something something'.... I forget the rest"

 

[Candlelight]

"Ambassador, this is not a sickbay!"
"What? This is my lunch"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Everyone:"Worf Porn!!!"

 

[Alrik]

Ambassador Kamarag: "Clear the screen. Clear the screen. YouTube has no honor."