Movie Caption Contest #105: Uncle Kahless Wants You!
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"Why has Doctor Marcus let herself go? Have you human females no honour?"
"The great and mightly Klaa... how the galaxy trembles before you"
"Shut up"
"I can't imagine any satellites bothering us again"
"I said shut up"
"It's a good thing you've got good reflexes; if that satellite had been going more than four miles an hour anyone else would've missed it"
"DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE AND PULL YOUR SPHINCTER OUT OF YOUR NOSTRIL, WOMAN"
For some reason, when Geordi inserted his Tampon, that really got the crew going.
Klaa: "That was an evil satellite. It was going to destroy us all"
Vixis: "So far, that's three evil satellites, two abominable meterorites and a dust cloud of pure malevolence."
Klaa: "Your point?"
Regis: Okay, for 16,000 dollars; Which of the following Klingon Commanders did not get humiliated by The Starship Enterprise?
A: Kor
B: Koloth
C: Kang
D: Harry Mudd
Klingon: I think I'm going to have to ask the expert.
Regis: Okay, today's expert is Admiral James T. Kirk, lets get him on Subspace Skype!
"I said I'll be done in a minute"
"And then I went to spring break in Florida-"
"Ambassador please, this is a hearing"
"...and then he flooded the whole compartment."
Klaa: We will go down in history as the greatest warriors the empire has ever seen!
Vixis: Actually, sir, we will be mocked, forgotten and not considered "canon."
Klaa: Impossible! How could we not be cannon when I have this massive gun in my hands?!!??
Vixis: ... uh, the other "canon," sir. One "n," not two...
While the Klingon High Council believed it finally had the means to outmaneuver the Federation at its own game and score a major diplomatic victory, the ambassador was forced to hurriedly change his plans upon seeing the Federation president had grown an impressive goatee.
For there is nothing the Klingons respect more than a full, glorious goatee.
"Klingons are a proud people... and we- stop laughing at my rings!"
"WHAT FUCKING GHOST?"
"Have you no honor amongst yourselfs...? This Britney woman must be protected and cherished... otherwise Chris Crocker would not have died in vain accidentally when I cut his head off with my Bat'leth."
Klaa: Alright, we turn left at the comet then set heading at... baQa'!
Vixis: There is a deuterium station ahead. We could ask for direc--
Klaa: If I wanted a woman's opinion, I would've asked for it!
Ambassador Kamarag: "Am I to assume that those upskirt photos of my wife just spontaneously appeared as Admiral Kirk's screensaver?"
Ambassador: "We deny nothing! We have the right to preserve our race!"
Sarek: "Do you have the right to be a total douchebag, you dickfaced asswipe?"
"I don't care if this is a hearing... fitness comes FIRST"
Hey, Rat Boy, how much has Nerys been paying you?
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