Movie Caption Contest #103: These are a Few of My Favorite Scenes

[Herkimer Jitty]

McCoy: "Scotty, you nincompoop! We're supposed to bring back an IBM 1500, not a MacPlus!"

John Titor (Disguised as Nichols): "Hmmm..."

 

[cooleddie74]

TROI:"It was my fault, Will.

I let him read part of our comedy database...the Mitch Hedberg chapters."

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY:"Hellllllllo, Computer...my, you're a moist, giving temptress aren't ye?

Know what I want to do with you, lass?"

McCOY:"OKAY, PROFESSOR SCOTT...

I...I think Dr. Nichols has heard enough!!"

 

[JB2005]

SCOTTY:"Hellllllllo, Computer...my, you're a moist, giving temptress aren't ye?

Know what I want to do with you, lass?"

McCOY:"OKAY, PROFESSOR SCOTT...

I...I think Dr. Nichols has heard enough!!"

McCoy...besides, Macs don't have nacelles, ample or otherwise.

 

[cooleddie74]

DR. NICHOLS:"The Professor is intoxicated...isn't he?"

McCOY:"More blasted than one of your lucite sheets with a water cannon...yes, Doctor."

 

[Candlelight]

"Why is there a guy that looks like you about to rub the professor's ass?"

"Meh, it's something we do"

 

[cooleddie74]

RIKER:"You can do THAT with your feet... and you never, ever TOLD ME?!?!?"

 

[Candlelight]

"Why is Leonard filming us so tight? He knows it's a widescreen camera, right?"
"It does seem like a waste of space doesn't it?"
"Maybe he's compensating in case James' girdle breaks again"
"Up your shaft"

 

[Rat Boy]

I'm still waiting for someone to do the photoshop I imagined when I picked a certain picture out.

 

[BriGuy]

Scott: "I see you're still using an Apple."
Nichols: "Still! This is the latest in the 68000 series chipset, it's top of the range. And when the alternate is a PC with MS-DOS."
McCoy: "God, it's the dark ages."
Scott: "Now, now Doctor. Listen Marcus, if I were to show you a way to process, an operating system that was open source, twice as fast, used a quarter of the system resources, and had hardly any bugs, would that be worth something to ye?"
McCoy: "It's called Linux."
Nichols: "Linux?"
Scott: "Aye, that's the ticket laddie."

McCoy: And come 2009, you can be among the .01 percent of computer users who use it, and the .000000001 of computer users who even know what it is!

 

[Candlelight]

I'm still waiting for someone to do the photoshop I imagined when I picked a certain picture out.

Care to somehow hint without giving the game away...?

 

[Rat Boy]

I'm still waiting for someone to do the photoshop I imagined when I picked a certain picture out.

Care to somehow hint without giving the game away...?

It's one that's already been photoshopped. Any more than that would be telling.

 

[Candlelight]

Two of the three images have already been photoshopped... that doesn't help!

You want a hat put on left kirk to give right kirk something to point at? Scotty working on a coloured iMac from the 90s? There could be any number of combinations!

 

[Rat Boy]

It's the Kirk on ice one (hint, hint). Just stare at it long enough and you'll get it.

 

[Candlelight]

Ooooh that sounds like a challenge...

Guess I'm not doing anymore work today.

 

[Candlelight]

"You made me take him out of his bubblewrap! Now he's worth 22% of what he was!!"

(I'm still thinking Rat Boy... I doubt this is it but it's close... )

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk. Ice. That's all you need.

 

[Shatmandu]

Riker: "You told him how long the Voyager Caption Contest has been going on?"

 

[Candlelight]

...It's not some silly Trek XI reference you're thinking of is it?

You want me to photoshop that vaginasaurus chasing Kirk across Delta Vega...

...or old fart Spock in the BG...

 

[Candlelight]

(Sorry, a really bad caption follows but when I saw the image I just had to post it... LOL)

Riker: "Humans from the 24th century are interfering with the most important event in human history and you don't mind? How do you think the fans are gonna react to that?!?"