Movie Caption Contest #103: These are a Few of My Favorite Scenes

[Captain Crow]

 

[Triskelion]

McCoy: He's got his porn stored in his My Pictures file.
Scotty: How quaint.

 

[Shatmandu]

Nichols: "This 'Avarice' guy you mentioned: did he dream about pussy?"

 

[Captain Crow]

Scotty: Go! Go! Big Titty Porn!

Nichols: Inspector Numbnuts is bat-shit crazy isn't he?

McCoy: Yup.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Deanna: "He's just in it to catch some money and women."

Riker: "Well, it looks like something-" *puts on sunglasses* "-caught him."

Cochrane: "YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!"

 

[LeadHead]

Scotty: Ahh.. Hello Computer!
(Mouse explodes)
Nichols: Damn! That mouse was 3 days away from retirement!

McCoy: What's that button?
Nichols: Got it this morning, I'm about to set the record. Tomorrow we'll be 200 days without a single injury on site.
Scotty: Hmmm, what's this button do?
(Mouse shocks Scotty)
McCoy: Just give us the plexiglass and we won't tell anyone about this.

 

[LeadHead]

Right Kirk: I Fart in your general direction!
Left Kirk: Well your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of eldeberries!