DEANNA:"Think that's impressive?
You should see him in a THREE-WAY."
Movie Caption Contest #103: These are a Few of My Favorite Scenes
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DEANNA:"Think that's impressive?
You should see him in a THREE-WAY."
Scotty: "'Kirk to Enterprise - Scotty, beam me up you scottish sheepfucker!' 'Yeah, well beam this'!"
McCoy: "He's having too much fun with that fanfic of his."
"Captain's log, stardate 34675.3. Upon transporting down to the Planet of the Shatners, we encountered the tribal chiefs, who greeted us in the traditional Shatnerian fashion. According to our readings, the chief on the right achieved .7 percent greater concentrated ham, thus earning the right to lead the tribe in the traditional greeting song, "Mr. Tambourine Man". Casualty list attached".
"It's okay, Will. Betazoid empathic-exchange techniques mean I get the high, he gets the hangover".
"So you were up all night? What are you drinking now?"
"Hair of the dog, Will. He's not taking it too well"
"What WAS that, Romulan ale or Saurian Brandy?"
"A little of both, plus the, eh, secret ingrediant..."
"Aye, let's see how these Trek BBS posters like having their misadventures mocked ad nauseum online".
"Have you finished attaching the files on Rat Boy?"
"He has. Now we just need the expose on Shatmandu..."
McCoy: The Internet hasn't even been invented yet and he's already Googling pictures of damned kittens.
Nichols: I put on a few pounds because I quit smoking, but what's Scotty's excuse?
McCoy: Really? What did you use?
Nichols: Nicotine patches.
Scotty: How quaint.
Screen-Right Kirk: Well, you might as well shoot. The screen writers always have it in for my former flings.
Troi takes a page out of Obama's playbook and mounts a beer summit.
Still not convinced with the transparent aluminum, minutes later Mr Nichols would be credited with the creation of the iPod, Google, the DVD, Blu-Ray, Jurassic Park, the F22 Raptor, and Britney Spears.
"It's on his head! Look! Not everyone keeps them in the same place!"
"You gave him that 'shove an umbrella up your urethra and I'll do it' line didn't you?"
Nichols: What's he doing?
McCoy: Calculating the displacement of a pregnant whale with breathilizer and mustache crust input. Why, how do you do it?
Scotty: I multiplies it by fourrrrrrr!
He was off key, Simon! Not me! Not me!
Riker: All I had to do was get you drunk on homebrewed corn whisky?? So much for the trombone, the ambojitsu lessons, the poker, the Romulan dialect lessons, the beard plugs, and the jumping jacks.
Troi: Will, I'm sensing you're upset.
Cochrane: And I thought my atomic warp missile was high-maintenance!
The computer didn't take kindly to be spoken to directly.
"You stupid primate, I even got it printed on our jackets! How can you still be confused?!?"
Scotty: Hello? Do yah have to dial 9 first or can I dial direct?
Costco special -- Two Shats for the price of one.
Troi: I showed him how I can tie a penis into a knot with my tongue.
Riker: Should've started with a cherry steam first.
Martia-Kirk: "I find this man so sexy I just wanna have sex with him"
Klingon (off camera): "But he looks exactly like you?"
Real-Kirk: "What can I say; even when aliens become me I'm my own sex kitten"
Klingon (off camera): "So you're the real Kirk?"
Real-Kirk: "Yeah, you got me, now who wants to hear rocketman?"
**Klingon kills Martia-Kirk then himself**
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