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Movie Caption Contest #102: Blu-Ray Blues - The Wrath of Khan
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I tried to find the highest-rez image possible of Galvatron from YouTube.
You can barely see where Preston's face ends and Galvatron's head starts.
You can barely see where Preston's face ends and Galvatron's head starts.
Kirk didn't know what was worse - that his actions had lead to the death of this brave cadet, or that the safe word he used with Scotty last night was "uncle".
Kirk: "Bizarre computer error you're getting Bones"
Bones: "It's been doing it for a while. I simply chalk it up to a clearly rushed and last-minute photoshop"
Candlelight: "Hey!"
If you'll permit me to re-use one of my (slightly modified) entries from a previous contest...
McCOY: "Scotty, your nephew has some serious internal bleeding, not to mention irreversible cranial trauma... I don't think I can do anything at this point. Why the hell did you bring him to the bridge instead of sickbay?"
SCOTTY: "Uhhhh..." >Thinks back<
KIRK: "So, Mr. Scott, everything running smoothly on the ship?"
SCOTT: "Aye sir. A few minor problems, of course... the impulse engines are only at 90%, some of the replicators are offline... oh, and for some reason, the main turbolift goes to the bridge when it's supposed to go to deck 12, and vice versa. That one's scheduled to be repaired within the next week."
McCOY: "Deck 12? You know Scotty, sickbay is on deck 12. What if there's a medical emergency?"
SCOTTY: "A medical emergency? On an inspection tour? What could possibly happen? But if it'll put your mind at ease, I'll issue a ship-wide announcement about the malfunction."
SPOCK: "That may not suffice, Mr. Scott. What if an emergency does occur, and someone forgets about the turbolift problem in a panic?"
>Kirk and Scotty both look at each other and chuckle<
KIRK: "Can you believe this guy? A crewmember on the Enterprise, panic and screw up under pressure? Heh, heh, heh..."
SCOTTY: "Ha! I know. Not someone on this ship, mister! But if it's such a big deal to you two, I'll fix it the first chance I get."
McCOY: "Well, Scotty?"
SCOTTY: "Um, I... I... I thought you'd be more likely to be on the bridge, doctor! After all, you seem to spend most of your time there! How was I to know that for once you'd be where you were supposed to be, doing your job properly! Uh, yeah! God, it makes me... angry! Umm... I've gotta get back to Engineering, but... let this be a lesson for you, doctor! Yeah, that's it, a lesson... for you. So... I'll see you later then!
McCOY: "Oh god, I think I'm having a heart attack!"
SPOCK: "Is your left arm going numb, doctor?"
McCOY: "Yes! Yes it is!"
SPOCK: "Well then here -- I know how much you like a sense of symmetry. Don't say I never did anything for you."
McCOY: "Scotty, your nephew has some serious internal bleeding, not to mention irreversible cranial trauma... I don't think I can do anything at this point. Why the hell did you bring him to the bridge instead of sickbay?"
SCOTTY: "Uhhhh..." >Thinks back<
KIRK: "So, Mr. Scott, everything running smoothly on the ship?"
SCOTT: "Aye sir. A few minor problems, of course... the impulse engines are only at 90%, some of the replicators are offline... oh, and for some reason, the main turbolift goes to the bridge when it's supposed to go to deck 12, and vice versa. That one's scheduled to be repaired within the next week."
McCOY: "Deck 12? You know Scotty, sickbay is on deck 12. What if there's a medical emergency?"
SCOTTY: "A medical emergency? On an inspection tour? What could possibly happen? But if it'll put your mind at ease, I'll issue a ship-wide announcement about the malfunction."
SPOCK: "That may not suffice, Mr. Scott. What if an emergency does occur, and someone forgets about the turbolift problem in a panic?"
>Kirk and Scotty both look at each other and chuckle<
KIRK: "Can you believe this guy? A crewmember on the Enterprise, panic and screw up under pressure? Heh, heh, heh..."
SCOTTY: "Ha! I know. Not someone on this ship, mister! But if it's such a big deal to you two, I'll fix it the first chance I get."
McCOY: "Well, Scotty?"
SCOTTY: "Um, I... I... I thought you'd be more likely to be on the bridge, doctor! After all, you seem to spend most of your time there! How was I to know that for once you'd be where you were supposed to be, doing your job properly! Uh, yeah! God, it makes me... angry! Umm... I've gotta get back to Engineering, but... let this be a lesson for you, doctor! Yeah, that's it, a lesson... for you. So... I'll see you later then!
McCOY: "Oh god, I think I'm having a heart attack!"
SPOCK: "Is your left arm going numb, doctor?"
McCOY: "Yes! Yes it is!"
SPOCK: "Well then here -- I know how much you like a sense of symmetry. Don't say I never did anything for you."
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McCoy: He heard you singing Jim, that makes 5 this week, please stop I'm running out of body bags"
Scotty; "His note said ye really butcherd Danny Boy"
Spock & the Doctor still had to work on the Ventriloquist act as Spock could not fathom sticking his hand up McCoys Ass.
McCoy: He heard you singing Jim, that makes 5 this week, please stop I'm running out of body bags"
Scotty; "His note said ye really butcherd Danny Boy"
Spock & the Doctor still had to work on the Ventriloquist act as Spock could not fathom sticking his hand up McCoys Ass.
The doctor believed in three things:
- SPF-50,000 tanning beds (in full uniform)
- gargling with thick red mouthwash
- choke therapy for the comatose
Kirk: You're in a better place, yeoman. ... A far far ... far better place.
McCoy: Oh, look, Mr. Scott's done. A tanning bed's available.
Kirk: ... shit.
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