Movie Captaion Contest #48: Vul-can't

[Shatmandu]

Nimoy: "Whoever put the toilet here should be fired. <shakes, zips, wipes hands on sleeves>"

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"HOLLA, yo.

What up in the meditative hiz-zouse?"

COCHRANE:"Stick around.

Later on I'll introduce you to the human concept of the Cleveland Steamer."

Kirstie Alley's legendary cravings for uncooked flesh dated back almost a whole generation...to a simpler time.

 

[Kirby]

Spock: Peace and long life
Priestess: Live long and prosper
Spock: Ok then, I have a large peperoni and mushroom on thin crust and a 2 liter bottle of Pepsi. That'll be $14.50 how do you want to pay for that?

Cochrane: Wow you Vulcans have some crazy names. We'll just call you Norm, and whenever you come in here, we'll all yell NORM! Trust me, it's funny.

Kirstie: Sluuuuurp.... Want to see it again? I can eat spaghetti all day long and not gain an ounce. I'm just naturally skinny!

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"I have returned.

And I bring good news.



Angelina is about to finally have her babies."

COCHRANE:"Hey...here's one you can take back to your planet with you!

Why did the pervert cross the road?"

KIRSTIE:"Is it really that bad?

I always thought the stories about the Paramount commissary garlic bread were exaggerated."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"So, humans are only able to flatulate after having the index fingered pulled upon? Fascinating."

 

[cooleddie74]

COCHRANE:"...and then Brian died, and Gayle Sayers was left all alone in the world."

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Spock went to Vulcan's favorite restaurant, Plomeek Palace for his favorite soup.

He enjoyed many bowls of the stuff little knowing that one of the cooks wasn't feeling well that day.

That said... Where will you be when diarrhea comes calling?

 

[Outpost4]

Jukebox: 3 plays for a buck
Plastic flask: $5
Sticking the intergalactic visitors with the bar tab: Priceless

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard.

 

[The Old Mixer]

"Kirstie, when you say that I look so tasty you could eat me...you are being figurative, right?"

 

[Gaius Baltar]

COCHRANE: Once every seven years good one and riker told me you guys had no sense of humour
Vulcan: Vulcans do not joke
Cochrane: Oh

 

[Rat Boy]

[Removed per board rules]

Picard: "Could somebody hurry this along? My cheeks are getting a little sweaty."

 

[Nerys Myk]

]COCHRANE:Why didn't you tell me this was a Vulcan Bar!

 

[Nerys Myk]

MAITRE D': Sorry sir, this section is reserved for a private party

MAITRE D': Tell ya what. You take a bath, get a job and a hair cut, and then we'll talk about a table.

SPOCK: Fascist!!!!

 

[Shatmandu]

Nimoy: "Yes, your breath still smells like the entire large meat-lovers pizza you had for breakfast."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Nimoy: Get Nichelle and a cup and we'll finish this properly.

 

[John Picard]

Nimoy: "Come back in a few years when you aren't so skinny and I'll photograph you naked."

 

[Shatmandu]

The real reason Nimoy signed on for "Khan":

Director: "Bill, when you get up, you'll have to have the costume people clean the knees of your uniform."

 

[Outpost4]

High Priestess: Toe jam?
Spock: See, no toe jam.
High Priestess: Good. We need your help with a big problem.

 

[Outpost4]

Kirstie Alley was still smoking when they made Star Trek II.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: I'm sorry, Saavik-kam, but I only swap cum with Admiral Kirk.