Movie Captaion Contest #48: Vul-can't

[Gertch]

They didn't even realize the red giant was there until his foot started to glow.

 

[Maurice]

When the Vulcan Masters gave Spock the boot, they didn't do it small.

 

[nil_jones]

Many thanks for the win!!! Didn't know how well semi-noobs were looked upon.

Vulcan Delivery Driver: Yeah, yeah, peace and long life, and all that, but seriously, someone ordered this giant flamingo to this address on Mt. Seleya, cash on delivery. Money talks, lady.

 

[Nerys Myk]

And Caine left the monastary to wander the American West.

COCHRANE: No deal, unless you include the girl!

SPOCK: Please, not in front of the humans.

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Spock: "I don't know what I find more disquieting: the fact that the rest of the statue is missing, or that it has four toes."

T'sai: "Thee are a putz, Spock."

Cochrane: "Only once every seven years? Sounds like my last marriage."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Cochran: Old Earth custom... pull my finger!

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "I have come to treat the giant's athletes foot. I have brought Tough Actin' Tinactin, as endorsed by Hall of Fame coach John Madden."

 

[Swarles Barkley]

Spock: I come in peace.
Vulcan Matriarch: You, dolt, this is your planet!

Spock: But...Vulcan has no moon...
Matriarch: Thee human half is...misremembering...

 

[Triskelion]

Spock: How long is Red Gigantor going to make us hold his invisible yarn?

T'Sai: Until you figure out the koan, Spock.

Spock: Holding the invisible yarn...

High Priest Percival: Not that one.

Spock: Which came first, the bowl or the haircut...?

T'Sai: Yes, that one.

Less-High-Priest Bevis: Ni!

Vulcan: Take us to your giant foot.

 

[Swarles Barkley]

Vulcan: Take us to your giant foot.

 

[scottydog]

The Guardian of Forever told Spock all he needed to know about Saavik's future weight gain.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock starts to ponder whether or not what Saavik was willing to give him warranted bumping her grade up to an A.

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"The High Elder said this is where I can have my hover parking validated.

Here..."

 

[cooleddie74]

FEMALE ELDER:"This consciousness calling to you from space...

it tingles your naughty bits, Spock..."

COCHRANE:"You guys ever catch the early transmissions of reality shows and Jim Belushi sitcoms?

It's a wonder you ever had the guts to show up."

 

[cooleddie74]

In the hour immediately following First Contact, Zefram Cochrane almost blew everything sky high when he thoughtlessly attempted to introduce the Vulcans to the concept of the Flaming Moe.

 

[Nerys Myk]

COCHRANE: I luuuv you man!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Vulcan Matriarch: Spock... Spock, son of Sarek... I'm sorry but I don't see your name on the list. Yeah, I'm sorry but I can't let you into Kolinahr if you're not on the list.

 

[S'kai]

G.W. Bush: Pablo Casals? Who's Pablo Casals?

Guardian: Yeah, you're George W. Bush. Come on in.

 

[Candlelight]

"You call this place a drinking establishment? On our home planet of Vulcan we have bars, pubs and eateries with the greatest interstellar attraction ever created by mortal beings."
"Really? What?!?"
"A giant red foot."

"I'll have a pink Daiquirí thanks"

 

[Triskelion]

Sorry Kirstie...Mother warned me about you Hollywood hussies. You just want to burn my goo goo.

Cochrane: Let me get this straight. You guys embrace logic? So how does your *brrrp* culture differentiate paradoxical predications, or even their negations, like the posit "This statement is false?" We normally follow the rule that contradictory...erp...predicates can be true of the same substantive *hic* only by equivocation or in succession. Without *hack* appeal to such a rule about truth-values and their distribution, and a metastatement to the effect that the Liar's *groof* statement is subject to the rule, we could not...*fart* call the Liar a paradox.

Spork (whispering to fellow Vulcanians): Logic dictates we're in trouble.

Cochrane: First thing *spew* you got right, Spork.