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Poll Most embarrassing Trek in history?

Which gets you the most?

  • BONK, BONK ON THE HEAD!

    Votes: 10 8.3%
  • Kirk and Spock dressed as Nazis

    Votes: 3 2.5%
  • Spock's Brain

    Votes: 22 18.3%
  • Women can't be anything in the 23rd century

    Votes: 27 22.5%
  • Space hippies

    Votes: 19 15.8%
  • "What does God need with a starship?"

    Votes: 8 6.7%
  • Code of Honor

    Votes: 26 21.7%
  • Any time Tasha mentions the rape gangs

    Votes: 9 7.5%
  • Data and Joe Piscopo

    Votes: 25 20.8%
  • Shades of Gray (the clip show)

    Votes: 14 11.7%
  • Rascals

    Votes: 7 5.8%
  • Beverly and the space ghost that already had sex with her grandma, and her mom, and her mom...

    Votes: 35 29.2%
  • "Have you noticed that your boobs have started to firm up?"

    Votes: 18 15.0%
  • Any scene with B-4

    Votes: 12 10.0%
  • "Allamaraine, count to four, Allamaraine, then one more..."

    Votes: 17 14.2%
  • Quark's sex change

    Votes: 24 20.0%
  • "Get the cheese to Sickbay"

    Votes: 6 5.0%
  • Salamanders are the future of human evolution

    Votes: 39 32.5%
  • "Which one is the Captain?" - "The female, obviously"

    Votes: 3 2.5%
  • Kes' Fury

    Votes: 7 5.8%
  • Enterprise's Decontamination Chamber

    Votes: 16 13.3%
  • A Night in Sickbay

    Votes: 8 6.7%
  • These Are The Voyages...

    Votes: 18 15.0%
  • NuSpock yelling "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!"

    Votes: 41 34.2%
  • Beastie Boys saves the day with beats and shouting

    Votes: 20 16.7%
  • "Hehe, this is so fucking cool!"

    Votes: 16 13.3%
  • The entirety of Plato's Stepchildren

    Votes: 21 17.5%
  • Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

    Votes: 6 5.0%

  • Total voters
    120
I voted for a few, but a fuck-tacular shitty one is missing:

"Datalore"
Lore, disguised as Data, suggesting to beam am object out into space, like a large tree, and destroy it to prove their might. And Picard agrees to it!

Don't forget the EMH professing his love for 7 of 9.

And another fuck-tacular shitty one is missing, too:
Uhura and the naked fan dance.

If you really break it down scene-for-scene, Datalore is a giant bag of cold, wet llama shit. One of the absolute worst TNG outings, and easily one of the franchise's most overrated episodes. It always boggles me when I see it on lists of good episodes. Dreck through-and-through.
 
I'd say it's a tie between
- "all of Bread and Circuses"
- "all of The Omega Glory"
- "all of Profit and Lace".
- Every single second Neelix is on screen, except for that one dramatic scene he got.
- Picard's flag colour arrangement line. Pure cringe.
Since only the third one is mentionned, I voted for that one.


I don't think some of those you listed are embarassing at all:

- "What does god need with a starship" was a great line!
- I kinda liked the space hippies.
- Shades of Grey is not embarassing, just incredibly boring and pointless.
 
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Most embarrassing Trek in history was the Pittsburgh "convention" of 1995. They held it it the Pittsburgh Zoo, on a cold day, there were no guests, and attendance was... well, I saw more masturbating monkeys than Star Trek fans.*

*Although this WAS Pittsburgh, and it's sometimes hard to tell the difference.
 
Honestly, I keep trying to remain open minded in regards to the Kelvin universe films but sometimes I just can't. For me the 2009 reboot wasn't the absolute worst. But Into Darkness hurt, and Beyond hurt me even more. Particularly the Beastie Boys scene. It felt so out of place for Star Trek and I just can't get over it. Sure it was fun visually and everything, but meh. It still haunts me to this day. I'm planning a rewatch of the Kelvin trilogy soon enough, but man will I need some aid in doing so.
 
Honestly, I keep trying to remain open minded in regards to the Kelvin universe films but sometimes I just can't. For me the 2009 reboot wasn't the absolute worst. But Into Darkness hurt, and Beyond hurt me even more. Particularly the Beastie Boys scene. It felt so out of place for Star Trek and I just can't get over it. Sure it was fun visually and everything, but meh. It still haunts me to this day. I'm planning a rewatch of the Kelvin trilogy soon enough, but man will I need some aid in doing so.

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Honestly, I keep trying to remain open minded in regards to the Kelvin universe films but sometimes I just can't. For me the 2009 reboot wasn't the absolute worst. But Into Darkness hurt, and Beyond hurt me even more. Particularly the Beastie Boys scene. It felt so out of place for Star Trek and I just can't get over it. Sure it was fun visually and everything, but meh. It still haunts me to this day. I'm planning a rewatch of the Kelvin trilogy soon enough, but man will I need some aid in doing so.

I don't understand why, if you dislike something so much, you'd do that?

:cardie:
 
I remember almost nothing of the 2009 movie, was the Beastie Boy music in the beer room scene with the beer brand product placement logo? (ST:Bey had the music used far more effectively and in a more compelling context...)
No.

And, I will be the outlier and say that the "KHAN" scream didn't take me out of the movie. The whole scene worked very well for me.

But, Quark's transgender surgery for comedy is incredibly insensitive and garbage of the highest quality.
 
It didn't take me out of the movie so much as it cemented the notion that JJ et al lacked original ideas.

I don't think that's true at all. I think it cemented the idea that doing an "homage" is a VERY tricky and sensitive thing to do, especially of such iconic material.

They hit it out of the park in the bottom of the 9th with the "reactor room death scene." Then, they struck looking with the bases loaded with the "Khan yell." The thing that was so unfortunate and jarring is that this was literally within seconds of each other.

No big deal, $#!+ happens, especially when you're taking risks...but man...

But I definitely don't agree that it was due to "not having any original ideas."
 
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