Miss Chicken's Slave Auction

[Yeoman Randi]

$6000 Quatloos for MLB!

 

[RJDiogenes]

I only buy female slaves.

Looks like Gep is gone again.

* Sneaks off. *

 

[F. King Daniel]

I'm tempted, but I'll wait. I may end up getting MLB or Shaytan as a freebie if their slavemasters come up for auction later.

Bwa ha ha ha ha!!!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Next up is Mr Laser Beam. I don't think he will fetch the same sort as money as the iguana has. More likely we will go back to saner prices like RJ and Shaytan went for.

There is simply something about iguanas that people adore.

And of course nobody adores plain old schmucks like me. Guess I'm just not worth much.

$6000 Quatloos for MLB!

Oops! Looks like I spoke too soon. I see that *somebody* has excellent taste!

I will only let YR buy me. Anyone else tries, I commit Hari Kiri. Or Harry Caray if you're a Cubs fan. Besides, YR has a sexy accent, plus she had the presence of mind to bid in Quatloos.

 

[Miss Chicken]

OK, I will accept Yeoman Randi's bid though I think it is a bit low.

Maybe people are reluctant to bid because they peek around the corner and saw who was up next.

Yes folks, it is the great T'Bonz herself. If you own her you might actually control Trekbbs as well.

Do I hear a $1000 bid?

 

[RJDiogenes]

Control TrekBBS? Hmm. I could have a FreakyLinks Forum. And allow full frontal nudity.

Okay, I'll bid $1000.

 

[F. King Daniel]

$5000 for T'Bonz. As my slave, I could make her bring down the whole f--king site next time someone pisses me off!

 

[Captain Shaw]

Watching people try to control T'Bonz could be fun.

 

[AstroSmurf]

I would bid on our resident Romulan but I am not about to piss her off so soon in my recent modship. She might force me to takeover TNZ or something.

I will save my quatloos for someone else.

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

OK, I will accept Yeoman Randi's bid though I think it is a bit low.

Maybe people are reluctant to bid because they peek around the corner and saw who was up next.

Yes folks, it is the great T'Bonz herself. If you own her you might actually control Trekbbs as well.

Do I hear a $1000 bid?

[YT]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plz4DSIWDqg[/YT]

 

[An Officer]

^ Great!

 

[Miss Chicken]

You can't bid one million dollars (not unless you form a consortium with at least 9 other members).

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

Do multiple personalities count ?

 

[pookha]

Control TrekBBS? Hmm. I could have a FreakyLinks Forum. And allow full frontal nudity.

Okay, I'll bid $1000.

i am gifting rj 5000 toward the tbonz bid.

 

[pookha]

OK, the iguana is sold to the consortium of Kestra, thestrangequark, ElimParra and Pookha for $221,000. It is up to them to decide who gets him and on what days.

Wooooo! Thanks guys!

Huzzah! And thanks from me too! What a wonderful surprise to wake to.

I say we make iguana cook us all a nice Italian meal while we crack open a bottle of wine.

Yes! I want tiramisu for dessert! With fresh mascarpone!

a good italian meal with that for desert would be nice return on investment for tsq and kestra.

 

[T'Bonz]

Uh oh. I got a BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD feeling about this. :P

 

[Sephiroth]

I'll put down 6,000 Quatloo's on 'Bonz, my username'll look good in Green

 

[PlainSimpleJoel]

8,000 for T'Bonz

 

[Sephiroth]

9,000 Quatloos and 99 luftballoons

 

[Miss Chicken]

Another 2 hours to go for T'Bonz.