AAhhhh, a hostile takeover of a slave auction.
I'd love to say that's been a lifelong dream of mine, y'know?
I'd love to say that's been a lifelong dream of mine, y'know?
Miss Chicken's Slave Auction
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Sephiroth is delusional - Miss Chicken has too many bodyguards looking after her to ever be captured.
Besides who would pay $7000 for a power hungry, egotistical cat.
Besides who would pay $7000 for a power hungry, egotistical cat.
I'd gladly pay $70,000 for a power hungry, egotistical, loyal cat like Miss Chicken
I need two people to join with me to rescue mr iguana .. any volunteers? I'll put up my $100,000 to start with
Miss Chicken can we come to some sort of arrangement regarding mr iguana .. at the moment I only have $100,000 but I am sure we can come to some sort of arrangement ... I may be able to slip you a grand final ticket or two 
^What if the iguana does not want to be saved from kestra's and my clutches? Did you ever think of that?!
What Mr Iguana wants or does not want is not really relevant, he is being sold as a slave after all.
^And this is why I will be an infinitely better slave master to iguana than would you!
Fear not Mr Iguana, me and my surprise investors will save you.
MC my consortium is currently offering $100,000 for iguana tonight, but expect that bid to increase shortly.
MC my consortium is currently offering $100,000 for iguana tonight, but expect that bid to increase shortly.
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I will throw my lot in with Nick here. Our bid stands at two hundred thousand dollars.
And a grannie ticket. $200,000, and a chance to see the pies take home their fifteenth premiership. What say you, MC?
I know it's evil of me to do this, but I'll throw in $1000 so you and kestra can have him, putting the bid at $201,000.
This is a very suspicious bid.
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Investor #2
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hey nick and co, i have $100,000 dollars to invest .. what sort of return can I expect on my investment?
OK, the iguana is sold to the consortium of Kestra, thestrangequark, ElimParra and Pookha for $221,000. It is up to them to decide who gets him and on what days.
Next up is Mr Laser Beam. I don't think he will fetch the same sort as money as the iguana has. More likely we will go back to saner prices like RJ and Shaytan went for.
There is simply something about iguanas that people adore.
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The satisfaction of knowing that you helped a fellow human being.
Our bid stands at $300,000. I am no longer offering the grand final ticket.
Our bid stands at $300,000. I am no longer offering the grand final ticket.
NOOOO!!!!
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