Miss Chicken's Slave Auction

[Investor #2]

sorry guys my fault i was late

 

[Investor #1]

Do I get my money back?

sorry guys my fault i was late

Fkn imbecile

 

[pookha]

NOOOO!!!!

i gift my part to kestra and tsq

 

[Miss Chicken]

NOOOO!!!!

Don't despair. Beside Mr Laser Beam there are 8 others still to be auctioned.

 

[Kestra]

I know it's evil of me to do this, but I'll throw in $1000 so you and kestra can have him, putting the bid at $201,000.

here is another 20,000
think you all might be good at this.

OK, the iguana is sold to the consortium of Kestra, thestrangequark, ElimParra and Pookha for $221,000. It is up to them to decide who gets him and on what days.

Wooooo! Thanks guys!

I say we make iguana cook us all a nice Italian meal while we crack open a bottle of wine.

 

[Captain_Nick]

That's the last time I use surprise investors.

 

[pookha]

Do I get my money back?

sorry guys my fault i was late

Fkn imbecile

are you all real..
are you like brains in a bubble?

 

[Sephiroth]

Sephiroth is delusional - Miss Chicken has too many bodyguards looking after her to ever be captured.

Besides who would pay $7000 for a power hungry, egotistical cat.

uhm...you DO know what my basic skill set is don't you?

 

[Captain_Nick]

We all work in the same office

 

[PlainSimpleJoel]

NOOOO!!!!

i gift my part to kestra and tsq

Same Here. Consider it a gift to both ladies.

(Also this thread gave me an idea of something a few years I did in the AL)

 

[Miss Chicken]

New rule -

Bids will not be accepted from anyone with fewer than 100 posts.

 

[Captain_Nick]

BOOO

 

[Gepard]

Not bad in this economy. I offer $16,000 to buy my freedom.

It doesn't work that way. Your owner, Gep Malakai, and you have to come to an agreement.

Unless, of course, you somehow manage to escape and find members of the Underground Railroad who will help you reach safety and freedom.

Gep is absent. He's off watching nu Trek in a seedy run-down theater in Baltimore or something, so I left him his sixteen grand and took off. Since I'm the first runaway slave, I'll start the Underground Railroad. All runaway slaves can line up right here. Attractive female runaway slaves please use the express line.

Too late. Besides, I wouldn't be caught dead (re)watching Trek XI. I was just gone because some of us have office jobs.

I'm warming up the BSG.

You're enjoying it.

 

[Miss Chicken]

He most certainly seems to be enjoying it - how kinky of him.

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

Do I get my money back?

sorry guys my fault i was late

Fkn imbecile

are you all real..
are you like brains in a bubble?

Maybe 1 brain in a bubble with 2 straws.

 

[Miss Chicken]

OK, people - less chat, more bidding. Get a slave while you can.

Do I hear $1000 for Mr Laser Beam?

BOOO

when I first saw this I thought it said 8000. Can I put you down for that amount.

 

[Australis]

People remember Babaganoosh. It's going to be slow.

 

[RJDiogenes]

I'm warming up the BSG.

You're enjoying it.

By your command.

Wait, what the hell am I saying?!

Come on. 16k. You could buy MLB and have somebody to go to ball games with.

 

[Miss Chicken]

People remember Babaganoosh. It's going to be slow.

No, no, no.

If you buy Mr Laser Beam you could always tickle him with a giant feather (Miss Chicken's favourite torture technique) or else tie him to a large fan and turn on the switch (Miss Chicken's second favourite torture technique).

I also remember locking one member up in the basement of my Trekbbs house years ago. As far as I know I never released him or feed him. Can't remember his name, he was a very silly person.

 

[PlainSimpleJoel]

I'll bid $1000 and remove his rights to watch any baseball for the rest of the year.