Miss Chicken's Slave Auction

[Miss Chicken]

I imagine that will be a very cruel form of torture for him.

Someone, please take pity on MLB, I don't think he could survive without baseball.

 

[F. King Daniel]

I'll bid $2000, just so I can make him kill and eat my next slave, agree with me on everything I post and flame my enemies for me.

 

[PlainSimpleJoel]

I imagine that will be a very cruel form of torture for him.

Yes it is ... but have a feeling that someone will beat my bid around breakfast time tomorrow. And the baseball season is over.

Bid to $3000

 

[Shaytan]

sweet French lady

I'm not always sweet and my "owner" will learn it very soon

Englishman

Oh yeah, he will learn it

 

[Australis]

Good thing this auction isn't in TNZ, I think there'd be much more... leather... involved.

 

[Mary Ann]

Good thing this auction isn't in TNZ, I think there'd be much more... leather... involved.

You say that as if it's a bad thing.

 

[Kirkman1987]

$5000 for MLB.

 

[thestrangequark]

I know it's evil of me to do this, but I'll throw in $1000 so you and kestra can have him, putting the bid at $201,000.

here is another 20,000
think you all might be good at this.

OK, the iguana is sold to the consortium of Kestra, thestrangequark, ElimParra and Pookha for $221,000. It is up to them to decide who gets him and on what days.

Wooooo! Thanks guys!

Huzzah! And thanks from me too! What a wonderful surprise to wake to.

I say we make iguana cook us all a nice Italian meal while we crack open a bottle of wine.

Yes! I want tiramisu for dessert! With fresh mascarpone!

 

[Kirkman1987]

OK, the iguana is sold to the consortium of Kestra, thestrangequark, ElimParra and Pookha for $221,000. It is up to them to decide who gets him and on what days.

Wooooo! Thanks guys!

Huzzah! And thanks from me too! What a wonderful surprise to wake to.

I say we make iguana cook us all a nice Italian meal while we crack open a bottle of wine.

Yes! I want tiramisu for dessert! With fresh mascarpone!

I need to be bought by you guys. Sounds better than my real life.

 

[star]

Good thing this auction isn't in TNZ, I think there'd be much more... leather... involved.

You say that as if it's a bad thing.

Wait? Leather is not allowed?

 

[Eyes]

sweet French lady

I'm not always sweet and my "owner" will learn it very soon

Englishman

Oh yeah, he will learn it

Is them fightin words?

You can start by moving to England. We're great people. You know it.

This will get interesting *says no more*

 

[Shaytan]

You can start by moving to England. We're great people. You know it.

I can't, it's too cold, doctor orders, I'm not allowed to go out when it's too cold

 

[Eyes]

Excuses, excuses...

I have a whip.

 

[Shaytan]

I have a whip.

So ?

 

[Eyes]

That means you're supposed to get in line and do what I want.

I bought you, for a bargain, no less, so a bit of whipping for 'disobedience' always helps. It should remind you that I own you.

 

[Shaytan]

That means you're supposed to get in line and do what I want.

I bought you, for a bargain, no less, so a bit of whipping for 'disobedience' always helps. It should remind you that I own you.

I officially declare myself on strike.

*sit down and wait quietly...for the moment*

 

[Eyes]

What is this? The French are revolting? That's dangerous, knowing that country's history.

No rest. We need to take you inside and away from this auction spot. Can't have the new slave making a ruckus. Striking, it's a joke. Must be a joke. Come on.

 

[Shaytan]

I won't obey to force !

 

[Miss Chicken]

Two more hours to go for Mr Laser Beam.

The current bid is $5000. I like that to be at least doubled.

 

[Miss Chicken]

OK folks, this is your real chance to grab a slave. Do I hear a bid for $6,000?

He would be a bargain at twice the price.

!5 minutes to go.