Miscellaneous Street - The Soap Opera

[RJDiogenes]

^^ I have plenty of good books to choose from. Especially if you don't scare easily.

Of course you can have some coffee & pie, RJ.

Thank you. I'll have some tea with my pie, though, please.

Sure thing, just let me know how you take your tea and it'll be right out.

Black, two sugars, please.

It's probably the one with the squishy purple head. That's usually how they turn out.

*looks at her children* Are you sure you only fathered one of my children? I seem to have several with squishy purple heads. *scratches head*

Well, there's always the possibility of grandchildren.

 

[Mary Ann]

^ And I like rhubarb.

macghoul: Can any of your children swing a bat, catch a pop-up, or hurl a pitch? It would explain a lot.

Baseball involves hitting things with a large blunt object, which is violent. Violence will upset my children's inner karma. Kindly refrain from tainting my children with your primitive instincts (says she with six kids from six different fathers).

Hmm, my little Starlight sort of looks like you...

 

[F. King Daniel]

There's gonna be a big halloween street party outside the bakery in a couple of days. It's fancy dress and everyone from Misc Street and Neutral Street is invited. There will be a "best costume" competition, with an almighty cake as the prize. All the shops can set up little stalls outside for a modest fee.



(Daniel hands Jenee some nail clippers and a brown paper bag, the contents of which makes Jenee giggle and blush)

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Will there be rhubarb?

 

[Jenee]

There's gonna be a big halloween street party outside the bakery in a couple of days. It's fancy dress and everyone from Misc Street and Neutral Street is invited. There will be a "best costume" competition, with an almighty cake as the prize. All the shops can set up little stalls outside for a modest fee.

psst, it's a coffee shop, with a small kitchen in back where you can bake things.

(Daniel hands Jenee some nail clippers and a brown paper bag, the contents of which makes Jenee giggle and blush)

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

There will also be a pickup game played at the party. Misc Street and Neutral Street will each have a team.

 

[Amaris]

Thanks, RJ. Glad you were there to see me cross! Electric trains. Sheesh!

No problem.

[shakes his head at the craziness of environmentalists]

On the bright side, the trains are used to transport cool stuff like logs from the deforested hills, dead animals and dangerous atomic waste.

Ah, good. I was worried there for a minute!

 

[Cali]

*serves RJ his tea*

We can bake up any kind of pie you like here at the diner, just let me know what you want and I can get the ingredients in!

 

[RJDiogenes]

^^ Thank you.

<-- I'm already in costume for the Halloween party.

I'll set up a stall with some spooky Halloween books. Nothing too dangerous, although I can't promise there won't be a few ghosts or minor demons summoned here and there.

 

[iguana_tonante]

There's gonna be a big halloween street party outside the bakery in a couple of days. It's fancy dress and everyone from Misc Street and Neutral Street is invited.

Thank you. I'll come with pleasure. (No costume for me, tho. Halloween is so... Anglo-Saxon.)

There will also be a pickup game played at the party. Misc Street and Neutral Street will each have a team.

Magnifico. I'm great at picking up.

 

[F. King Daniel]

psst, it's a coffee shop, with a small kitchen in the back where you bake things.

(Looks around as if seeing the place for the first time)

*Ahem* Coffee shop. The halloween party will be outside the coffee shop.

 

[Tora Ziyal]

All the shops can set up little stalls outside for a modest fee.

Now wait a minute! This is a public street. Why should we pay to set up a stall outside our own shop???

 

[Captain Ice]

I shall open a delicatessen and Italian grocery store then. We have all the best deli foods there are as well as Italian delicacies. Delivery is available, though we are currently looking for a delivery person.

Just pay no mind to the extra delivery truck arriving once or twice a week and the gentlemen in suits using the back door...

Given that I get some of those Italian deli (and they are good), we need to work together, compare.

Good idea. Come right on over and we can trade stories...

There will also be a pickup game played at the party. Misc Street and Neutral Street will each have a team.

For this, we shall offer a Pete Rose special. Ham, capporcolla, swiss, and today's points spread on wheat.

 

[F. King Daniel]

All the shops can set up little stalls outside for a modest fee.

Now wait a minute! This is a public street. Why should we pay to set up a stall outside our own shop???

Good question.

For the street party to work and to avoid partygoers getting splattered, we'll need the roads closed temporarily, which'll cost a little. I'll also need RJ to work some magic to make everything perfect, which'll cost a little more. Anything else goes to charity - but you'll all make a lot more from your stalls than you'll spend.

RJDemonicus, It's gonna be an all-day halloween party, so for the right mood I'm gonna need a spell to give us 24hours of halloween darkness. Also, I need a spell to temporarily move my house and pool next-door to Jenee's coffee shop. My house will be party HQ, open to all, with various games and drinks inside and a nice heated pool out back.

 

[Jenee]

It won't cost any money to block off the streets - as long as we clear it with city hall in plenty of time ...

 

[F. King Daniel]

It won't cost any money to block off the streets - as long as we clear it with city hall in plenty of time ...

But do we maybe want to pay them a little "look the other way" money? I was thinking Hippy Lady could bring some special brownies.

 

[Jenee]

If cultcross is the cop, he just might join us.

 

[Miss Chicken]

Couldn't we hold the party in the playground between Miscellaneous and Neutral Street?

 

[Jenee]

You're the mayor, you decide.

 

[Miss Chicken]

I am not the mayor. I am just the Crazy Cat Lady and the first person to move into Miscellaneous Street.