Miscellaneous Street - The Soap Opera
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Jenee shakes her head and muses ..."you pick 'em young so you can train 'em ... you just didn't know you'd have to train him in the cafe/bakery business ..."
Terrific! I can help out at the pharmacy and spend time at the bookstore!
^^ Welcome to the neighborhood. Come in for a free book.
Thank you. I'll have some tea with my pie, though, please.Of course you can have some coffee & pie, RJ.
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Amaris
Guest
[crosses the tracks]
* Leaps on J, knocking him to the ground as the morning express zips by. *
Careful, J. These new-fangled electric trains are pretty quiet.
Careful, J. These new-fangled electric trains are pretty quiet.
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Amaris
Guest
Thanks, RJ. Glad you were there to see me cross! Electric trains. Sheesh!
[shakes his head at the craziness of environmentalists]
Which side of the tracks do you live on J Allen?
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Amaris
Guest
Well, as a postman, I don't have a residence. Unless you also want me to have a residence.
I just cross the tracks to deliver the mail.
No problem.
On the bright side, the trains are used to transport cool stuff like logs from the deforested hills, dead animals and dangerous atomic waste.
In Australia postmen deliver mail on motorbikes - I think it is awful that you are expected to walk.
Do you have any packages for the Crazy Cat Lady?
Do you have any packages for the Crazy Cat Lady?
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Amaris
Guest
Yes, ma'am. I have a package from overseas. If you'll please sign for it...
The Crazy Cat Lady signs for the parcel and takes it inside.
I don't remember ordering anything recently. She opens the parcel and is extremely upset to find out it is a copy of "101 Uses For a Dead Cat".
Has someone in the neighbourhood ordered this as a joke?
I don't remember ordering anything recently. She opens the parcel and is extremely upset to find out it is a copy of "101 Uses For a Dead Cat".
Has someone in the neighbourhood ordered this as a joke?
Only 101? Bugrit. Waste of a good dead cat, that is. Mumble mumble.
Thank you. I'll have some tea with my pie, though, please.Of course you can have some coffee & pie, RJ.
Sure thing, just let me know how you take your tea and it'll be right out.
*wipes down a couple of tables and the counter, refills coffee pot*
I'm happily baking away for Jenee, ignoring the stinging of the deep scratches on my shoulders and down my back, which open up a little whenever I lean over. Several thin red streaks mar the back of my otherwise clean white shirt.
Today's to-do list:
-Bake.
-Ask Jenee about hosting a halloween street party.
-Check mail.
-Purchase nail clippers for Jenee.
Today's to-do list:
-Bake.
-Ask Jenee about hosting a halloween street party.
-Check mail.
-Purchase nail clippers for Jenee.
It's probably the one with the squishy purple head. That's usually how they turn out.
*looks at her children* Are you sure you only fathered one of my children? I seem to have several with squishy purple heads. *scratches head*
*Hippy Lady looks nervously at the letter that nice young postman delivered to her. She recognises the handwriting, and hesitates opening the letter and reading it. It appears that she cannot leave her past behind her after all...*
^^ Welcome to the neighborhood. Come in for a free book.
Thank you. I'll have some tea with my pie, though, please.Of course you can have some coffee & pie, RJ.
Thank you. I'll have some tea with my pie, though, please.Of course you can have some coffee & pie, RJ.
Sure thing, just let me know how you take your tea and it'll be right out.
*wipes down a couple of tables and the counter, refills coffee pot*
Let’s meet up for some pie and pick out a good book to read, shall we?
What pies are available? I like tart cherry pie with a big glass of cold milk.
^ And I like rhubarb. 
macghoul: Can any of your children swing a bat, catch a pop-up, or hurl a pitch? It would explain a lot.
macghoul: Can any of your children swing a bat, catch a pop-up, or hurl a pitch? It would explain a lot.