Finding he can't hold his pint of Guinness and a chicken at the same time, Deranged Nasat simply puts the chicken down. He coughs suddenly and somewhat theatrically, and the chicken panics, flapping around the pub trailing feathers.
Miscellaneous Street - The Soap Opera
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Finding he can't hold his pint of Guinness and a chicken at the same time, Deranged Nasat simply puts the chicken down. He coughs suddenly and somewhat theatrically, and the chicken panics, flapping around the pub trailing feathers.
My poor Starshine! She's traumatised by what that horrible tramp did to her favourite chicken, Little Miss Feathery Bottom (Starshine is a very literal child). I must alter these negative feelings into positive vibes and think of a way of getting LMFB back. He might eat her, and eating meat is an offense against the temple that is one's body! I wonder if he would like some of this nut loaf? Or...hang on a minute...*rustles through storage freezer*...ah, some Happy Mushroom casserole! Yes, I'll offer him a big portion of Happy Mushroom casserole. Who knows? It may render him coherent.
Oi! I'll have none of that sort of thing in my establishment! Either get thyself to a stool, drop that damned chicken, or you can get out of my pub!!
(If you so desire, my world class chief can do wonders with that poultry
)
Fine. I'll be back at the usual time, for the usual thing.I was an excellent baker a decade ago, I don't know Spanish but I can learn and I will dress up for you.
I'll also try and find a ball gag while I'm out - the neighbours are gonna start complaining soon (unless...we invite Hippy Lady over tonight?
)(Wanders off to find a lost chicken)
*When Deranged Nasat stops his coughing, he finds himself at the business end of Ice's .45 automatic.*
I saw that. Return chicken to little girl. Now.
I saw that. Return chicken to little girl. Now.
Most of the area of your side of the street are uncleared empty lots up for sale but number 13 has been bought and built on. Then there is a break until no 21 which is on the other side of the tracks.
Ahh, now I understand.
When she arrives home after a few hours at the bookstore, Kreacher reaches into the mailbox and finds something totally unexpected but very, very welcome...
When she arrives home after a few hours at the bookstore, Kreacher reaches into the mailbox and finds something totally unexpected but very, very welcome...
Jenee laughs out loud at the ball gag comment. Then thinks she isn't really that loud is she?
You two are wanted for violating the noise ordinance in the next county....
We have several new books in stock that were all banned in Boston: The Hyborian Tome Of Death Curses, the Atlantean Tome of Zombie Spells, The New York Yankees for Dummies and The Wit & Wisdom of Whitey Bulger.
You can also come in and pre-order The Compleat Erotica of Slim Whitman.
You can also come in and pre-order The Compleat Erotica of Slim Whitman.
Did you need a pharmacy? If so, where are you putting me (and Hubby)--we’ll live over the shop.
Yes, we need a pharmacy. You will be located on Central Avenue next door to the bookstore.
Jenee laughs out loud at the ball gag comment. Then thinks she isn't really that loud is she?
You two are wanted for violating the noise ordinance in the next county....
Damn.
Hmmm. **Sets ad on table and grabs her purse.**
Sporting a mysterious black eye and slightly torn clothing, Daniel returns, carrying a chicken and a ball gag. The chicken he drops off with Hippy Lady (Sunshine starts weeping with joy). The ball gag he triumphantly hands to Jenee.
"You would not believe what I went through to get this!"
"You would not believe what I went through to get this!"
Ah, I can respect that.
Still, if you ever catch rumours of valuable artworks rusting in that old dusty basement, while they could be admired by well-paying art lovers, I will be quite pleased to hear it. You will discover that I can be very generous with my friends...
Excellent. Please put my name down on the preorder books.
I'd also like to place an order for new copies of: Fanny Hill, The Grapes of Wrath, Uncle Tom's Cabin, and The Diary of Anne Frank to replace worn copies. First editions if available too.
Jenee saunters over to Daniel, wraps her arms around his neck and wiggles her hips against his. "I love it when you do such manly things to make me happy."
Sorry about that. I thought you were a mugger. Good thing I'm not as good a shot as I used to be then.
No need for rumors. I'm sure my work will take me down there soon enough to see for myself...
OH NO.
THE WILDERNESS IS ON FIRE. OUR HOMES ARE THREATENED.
THE WILDERNESS IS ON FIRE. OUR HOMES ARE THREATENED.