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Miscellaneous Street - The Soap Opera

iguana_terrificante said:
So, how is your job at the bookstore? I've heard the owner is a bit, shall we say, peculiar...
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I've worked only a few hours, but so far so good.

I don't know what you've heard about the owner, but he seems to be a normal, relatively pleasant fellow, decent enough to work for. And if he weren't, I wouldn't tell you anyway; I'm not that kind of employee.

Now some of the merchandise is certainly a tad peculiar, as you put it. I understand the most peculiar is in the basement. I haven't even ventured down there yet.
 
Most of the houses in Miscellaneous Street are still vacate. If I remember correctly only 6 (hippy lady) and 15 (crazy cat lady) have been taken.

There are also three trailer homes vacate and a couple of shops.
 
you may have a shop as long as you choose to sell something different from the other shopkeepers.

We are in need of a general store, a butcher, a toy store etc.
 
I shall open a delicatessen and Italian grocery store then. We have all the best deli foods there are as well as Italian delicacies. Delivery is available, though we are currently looking for a delivery person.

Just pay no mind to the extra delivery truck arriving once or twice a week and the gentlemen in suits using the back door... :shifty:
 
Kreepy Kat said:
Most of the houses in Miscellaneous Street are still vacate. If I remember correctly only 6 (hippy lady) and 15 (crazy cat lady) have been taken.

There are also three trailer homes vacate and a couple of shops.
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Erm, I've just realized I don't know where I live. I know it's somewhere on Neutral Street, and a house, but after a somewhat stressful day of kneeling and another night spent at the coffee shop, all the buildings look the same.

Help me, Kreepy Kat!
 
KingDaniel said:
Kreepy Kat said:
Most of the houses in Miscellaneous Street are still vacate. If I remember correctly only 6 (hippy lady) and 15 (crazy cat lady) have been taken.

There are also three trailer homes vacate and a couple of shops.
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Erm, I've just realized I don't know where I live. I know it's somewhere on Neutral Street, and a house, but after a somewhat stressful day of kneeling and another night spent at the coffee shop, all the buildings look the same.

Help me, Kreepy Kat!
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Your house is number 13 Neutral Street. It is quite a nice house and it even has a swimming pool.
 
Kreepy Kat said:
KingDaniel said:
Kreepy Kat said:
Most of the houses in Miscellaneous Street are still vacate. If I remember correctly only 6 (hippy lady) and 15 (crazy cat lady) have been taken.

There are also three trailer homes vacate and a couple of shops.
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Erm, I've just realized I don't know where I live. I know it's somewhere on Neutral Street, and a house, but after a somewhat stressful day of kneeling and another night spent at the coffee shop, all the buildings look the same.

Help me, Kreepy Kat!
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Your house is number 13 Neutral Street. It is quite a nice house and it even has a swimming pool.
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Are you sure he isn't in an even number? Iguana's fancy place is number four. I'm in number one; that's the side that's mostly wilderness except for a few modest houses at the very end.

Spends the morning in the coffee shop, sipping peppermint tea, reading the paper and keeping an ear open for the latest news about the resident lovebirds.
 
Kreepy Kat said:
KingDaniel said:
Kreepy Kat said:
Most of the houses in Miscellaneous Street are still vacate. If I remember correctly only 6 (hippy lady) and 15 (crazy cat lady) have been taken.

There are also three trailer homes vacate and a couple of shops.
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Erm, I've just realized I don't know where I live. I know it's somewhere on Neutral Street, and a house, but after a somewhat stressful day of kneeling and another night spent at the coffee shop, all the buildings look the same.

Help me, Kreepy Kat!
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Your house is number 13 Neutral Street. It is quite a nice house and it even has a swimming pool.
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I have a swimming pool? I have a swimming pool!:techman:
 
Will someone go to lounge and collect May20? She needs to get over here and set up a Bakery ASAP.

... Maybe ..., Central St/Ave (whatever it is) could be renamed Lounge Avenue. or ... maybe heading off Central in the other direction.
 
Really? Can it wait till after coffee? What? This? yes, it's my third cup, but ... I'm still drinking, so ... I'm not done with my coffee yet.

No?

{sigh} Ok, I'm listening.
 
Dancing Skeleton said:
Really? Can it wait till after coffee? What? This? yes, it's my third cup, but ... I'm still drinking, so ... I'm not done with my coffee yet.

No?

{sigh} Ok, I'm listening.
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You know what this is about. My knee's still aching from yesterday.

Put away your fear of commitment for a second and ask yourself this: Do you want our little...

...erm...

...whats-his-name...to grow up without a father?

I have no interest in being a traditional family unit. No white picket fences, long PTA meetings and agonizing preplanned activities like family trips to the zoo.

We'll live together, sleep together, raise the kid together (how old is he again?), but otherwise largely stay out of each other's buisness. I can help run the coffee shop, or if you don't want that, I can go back to my old pre-thug job.

Did I mention that I have a pool?
 
You are so cute when you're serious!! {pinches Daniel's cheeks}

Can you bake? I need a baker. pasteries and bagels and other morning type breads. I can cut up fruit and we'll have a nice little breakfast bar.

And a nice spread of hors devoures in the evenings - things that go well with alcohol, buffalo wings and such.

I would love to spend the summer in a private pool - not the public one I had last summer. Will you dress up like Carlos, the pool boy? Can you speak Spanish?

I really don't have a fear of commitment, it's just that .... Oh, look, a chicken.
 
macghoul said:
Dancing Skeleton said:
I really don't have a fear of commitment, it's just that .... Oh, look, a chicken.
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***Starshine, one of Hippy Lady's scruffy kids chases the chicken down the road, trying to catch it***
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Deranged Nasat throws a bag over the chicken and wrestles it into submission. Now he has a chicken. Maybe he'll try and cook it or something. Maybe he'll have a dirty coughing fit and drop it at some point. For now, he yells incoherent garbage to signify his claim to it. Then he walks off, distressed chicken under his arm. The pub should be open. Bugrit.
 
**Jenee jumps out of her chair and heads for the door**

"Did you see that, Daniel!!" That bum just stole that little gir's chicken! Go get it back!"
 
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