Merry Christmas DS9 fans!
- Thread starter Lynx
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Merry Christmas to you too and everyone!
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone.
Happy Holidays fellow DS9 fans (and the whole boards too).
What would Christmas be like on DS9? Worf would celebrate it Klingon Style, as he did as a boy in Minsk or wherever he grew up. There would be much freshly slain Roast Beast to share after the Feats of Strength and Klingon carols.
Jadzia would love it and have tales from different lifetimes getting in different Holiday adventures on Christmas, New Years, Chanukah, Kwanzaa, the Winter Solstice, WWIII Winter Armistice Day, Andorian Tuesday, etc...
O'Brien would burn the turkey and Keiko would suggest they go out for the new Klingon place on the Promenade.
Odo would overhear Kira say how much she liked garland from her last Christmas with the Siskos back on Earth and would order some from Quark, who'd try illegal stuff and find himself in custody, forcing Odo to secretly pretend to be garland, while Kira searches to find him for them enjoy the magic of it all together.
Julian replicates some mistletoe for Ezri who misunderstands and tries to eat it. While she recovers in the Infirmary, Garak gets it to work properly.
Martok shares Worf's hunting Santa program and falls to his Game Death from Santa’s sleigh traveling at 60,000 kph somewhere over the Pacific, half of Santa's ear in mouth, and multiple Elf candy cane darts deep in his flesh.
Brunt and Quark declare a truce and partnership to capitalize on the season. Business is great, especially for gullible aliens buying anything that is Christmas related. “The Orbs of Jesus,” known as Jack-o'-lanterns on Earth, made a big splash with Pah-Wrath cultists especially. And Morn.
Jadzia would love it and have tales from different lifetimes getting in different Holiday adventures on Christmas, New Years, Chanukah, Kwanzaa, the Winter Solstice, WWIII Winter Armistice Day, Andorian Tuesday, etc...
O'Brien would burn the turkey and Keiko would suggest they go out for the new Klingon place on the Promenade.
Odo would overhear Kira say how much she liked garland from her last Christmas with the Siskos back on Earth and would order some from Quark, who'd try illegal stuff and find himself in custody, forcing Odo to secretly pretend to be garland, while Kira searches to find him for them enjoy the magic of it all together.
Julian replicates some mistletoe for Ezri who misunderstands and tries to eat it. While she recovers in the Infirmary, Garak gets it to work properly.
Martok shares Worf's hunting Santa program and falls to his Game Death from Santa’s sleigh traveling at 60,000 kph somewhere over the Pacific, half of Santa's ear in mouth, and multiple Elf candy cane darts deep in his flesh.
Brunt and Quark declare a truce and partnership to capitalize on the season. Business is great, especially for gullible aliens buying anything that is Christmas related. “The Orbs of Jesus,” known as Jack-o'-lanterns on Earth, made a big splash with Pah-Wrath cultists especially. And Morn.
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Heh! I could picture Sisko, Jake and O’Brien celebrating Christmas, possibly Julian. Sisko would definitely cook some Creole dish….aubergine stew or chicken paprikash…..and beets! Served with springwine or Bajoran ale. Maybe Idanian spice pudding and jumja sticks for dessert.
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Zek has been trying to revive the more materialistic elements of Christmas for decades among Federation members and proselytize wherever possible to members an non alike. Moogie has been dressing up as his Mrs. Claus and Rom & Leeta their elf/sexy elf, respectively.
Nog would join in on the fun, and profit, but he’s spending Christmas with Jake and the Siskos this year on Andor. (The Andorians took an early liking to Christmas, though to them it’s heavily an aerial sleigh racing holiday.)
Christmas is banned throughout the Romulan Star Empire. Cretak and other Romulan officials seem to get three times meaner that time of year. They can really be such heels.
The Breen celebrate Christmas to spite their ancient Romulan rivals. Thot Gor introduced it to the Dominion.
Per the influence of Opaka, both sides declare an annual armistice on a horrific prison moon in the Gamma Quadrant.
Christmas at Vic’s is legendary.
Nog would join in on the fun, and profit, but he’s spending Christmas with Jake and the Siskos this year on Andor. (The Andorians took an early liking to Christmas, though to them it’s heavily an aerial sleigh racing holiday.)
Christmas is banned throughout the Romulan Star Empire. Cretak and other Romulan officials seem to get three times meaner that time of year. They can really be such heels.
The Breen celebrate Christmas to spite their ancient Romulan rivals. Thot Gor introduced it to the Dominion.
Per the influence of Opaka, both sides declare an annual armistice on a horrific prison moon in the Gamma Quadrant.
Christmas at Vic’s is legendary.
I'm late to this thread due to being sick, but Merry Christmas, everyone!
It's not too late until January 6th.
