Malfunction causes San Diego's fireworks show to last thirty seconds

[Gaith]

In other words...

FIRE EVERYTHING!​

Seriously, though, I agree with the TYT crowd. Fireworks are old hat.

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

Re: Malfunction causes San Diego's fireworks show to last thirty secon

San Diego was heard to say later, "Seriously, it's never happened before. I don't know what happened."

 

[Mooch]

Re: Malfunction causes San Diego's fireworks show to last thirty secon

The correct meme is to say "Fire ALL the things!"

 

[B.J.]

Re: Malfunction causes San Diego's fireworks show to last thirty secon

I've heard of this happening before at an Independence Day show in St. Charles, MO. Perhaps if there's a malfunction somewhere, the safest thing to do is just set them all off so you're not sitting on a time bomb?

 

[Kirby]

Re: Malfunction causes San Diego's fireworks show to last thirty secon

Damon Lindelof had a great tweet about this: "I can't wait for an Aaron Sorkin character to tell me that last night's San Diego fireworks display was the perfect metaphor for America."