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Little Green Men Line-by-Line

[Examination room]

QUARK: This is the opportunity of a lifetime.
 
ROM: What about Rule of Acquisition two hundred and three? New customers are like razor-toothed gree worms. They can be succulent, but sometimes they bite back.
 
QUARK: No. If there's any biting to be done, we're the one's who are going to do it.
(MPs burst in and put bags over their heads)

[Interrogation room]

QUARK: Get this off me! Get this off me! I can't breathe!
(Quark's bag is removed.)
QUARK: This is an outrage. I demand to see General Denning. If I don't get satisfaction, I'm taking my business to the Russians.
 
WAINWRIGHT: The Russians. That's a good place to start. Why don't you tell me everything you know about the Russians?
 
(Nurse Garland approaches with a loaded hypodermic syringe)
(After the break, Quark is screaming)
QUARK: Would you please stop doing that?
 
WAINWRIGHT: They're not people, they're things. Invaders from another world. And it's up to us to put an end to whatever they're planning. Now, if you don't tell me what I want to know, needles are going to be the least of your worries. You know, Doc, I've always wanted to see what a Martian looked like from the inside.

(Wainwright holds a scalpel to Quark's neck.)
 
WAINWRIGHT: Not when it comes to National Security. Now, which one should we start with. The loud one? The little one? Or the quiet one? Now, why don't you tell us why you're really here?
 
ROM: It was an accident. We're from the future. The warp core was sabotaged. It's all Cousin Gaila's fault. I want to go home! I want my Moogie!
 
NOG: You want the truth, I'll tell you the truth. We're advance scouts for the Ferengi invasion fleet.
 
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