Little Green Men Line-by-Line

(Nog elbows Wainwright and goes for his gun, but the remaining MP aims his weapon at Nog.)
MP: Hold it!

 

Brave Nog! Very valiant effort!

GARLAND: Don't hurt him.

 

NOG: It was an accident! I tripped! I didn't mean to do it! I'm really, really, sorry.

 

WAINWRIGHT: Shoot him.

 

Carlson hits the MP and Garland slams Wainwright over the head with a metal tray.)
NOG: Thank you.

 

QUARK: We're all grateful, but couldn't you have done that an hour ago?

 

ROM: Won't you get in trouble for this?

 

QUARK: Why should they? We *forced* them to help us by using our... er...

 

GARLAND: Your insidious mind control powers.

 

QUARK: That's not bad.

 

NOG: For a primitive female, she's pretty smart.

 

CARLSON: Come on. Your ship's in hangar 18.

 

GARLAND: Come on.

[Outside the building]

GARLAND: (to MPs) Captain Wainwright needs to see you in examination room three.
(The MPs go inside, and Carlson and the Ferengis run for it.)

 

DENNING: Hold it right there.

 

QUARK: Stay back, or I'll disintegrate this hostage.

 

DENNING: With your finger?

 

QUARK: With my death ray!

 

DENNING: Looks a lot like a finger to me.

(The spare wheel on the jeep morphs into Odo, who knocks out the two MPs and then Denning.)

 

CARLSON: Who's he?