Little Green Men Line-by-Line

[Kertrats47]

(Worf tries it)
WORF: How much?

 

[Sidewinder]

QUARK: Rom.

 

[May 20]

ROM: Brother, you're here. If you hurry, there still might be some choice items left for you to buy.

 

[mattman8907]

QUARK: I'm not here for the sale. Nog has no business going to Starfleet Academy and I'm not doing anything to encourage him. Now, come with me.

 

[May 20]

ROM: But the sale

 

[mattman8907]

QUARK: It's over as far as you're concerned. The ship. It's here.

 

[May 20]

ROM: What ship?

 

[sekundant]

QUARK: The ship. Our ship. My ship. The shuttle cousin Gaila owed me.

 

[Hopeful Romantic]

ROM: He's owed you that shuttle for ten years.

 

[May 20]

QUARK: Ever since I loaned him the latinum to start up his munitions consortium. He always said that if he became a success, he'd buy me my own ship. Now it's here.

 

[Sidewinder]

ROM: But why do you need me?

 

[May 20]

QUARK: Because knowing our cousin, it's probably defective merchandise.

 

[Kertrats47]

ROM: I'd better have a look at it.

 

[Athena28]

QUARK: What a wonderful idea. Now get going.

 

[Sidewinder]

(Quark snatches the pajamas from Rom.) QUARK: And leave the clothes here.

 

[sekundant]

[Ferengi shuttle]

ROM: Brother?

 

[May 20]

QUARK: All right. Tell me what's wrong with it.

 

[Orac]

Rom: Nothing. The ship is perfect. Gaila must've paid a fortune for it.

 

[mattman8907]

QUARK: You mean it'll actually fly?

 

[May 20]

ROM: This ship could outrun a Romulan interceptor. We could take it halfway across the galaxy before it would even need a maintenance check.