List of Trek questions that keep us up at night

[Mojochi]

If we had to elaborately explain away the Klingon forehead nonsense, then WTF are we supposed to make of the inexplicable pink blood swooping in outta nowhere?

 

[Captain Rob]

Klingon blood turns pink when exposed to the air in zero G?

 

[Nerys Myk]

If we had to elaborately explain away the Klingon forehead nonsense, then WTF are we supposed to make of the inexplicable pink blood swooping in outta nowhere?

Broken Pepto bottle. Human food gives Klingons a stomach ache.

 

[F. King Daniel]

I wonder how easily one can access ultra hardcore inter-species porn in the future?

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Not necessarily. Maybe humans and Vulcans have different definitions of "bad smell." Hmm, they should have played with that on Enterprise, have Trip ask T'Pol why she never complains about how Klingons smell like she does humans, and have her respond that Klingons smell preferable.

Prompting Trip to try Klingon cologne, much to everyone else's immense displeasure....

 

[Six of Twelve]

Not necessarily. Maybe humans and Vulcans have different definitions of "bad smell." Hmm, they should have played with that on Enterprise, have Trip ask T'Pol why she never complains about how Klingons smell like she does humans, and have her respond that Klingons smell preferable.

In the ENT episode, Sleeping Dogs, they all notice the smell upon entering the Klingon ship, so Vulcans don't like their smell, either. And apparently, Andorians think Vulcans smell like dust.

 

[USS Triumphant]

If Patrick Stewart had departed TNG, and Riker had taken over command of the -D in "Best of Both Worlds", would Star Trek: Enterprise have still been cancelled after only 4 seasons?

 

[soornge]

Feel free to answer, feel free to ask your own deep and meaningful Star Trek questions.

1. If you did the Death Star with a Genesis torpedo, would it become a little planet?

2. If you did the same to a Borg ship, would you end up with a tiny cuboid planet?

3. Why is the Enterprise the weird shape that it is, and if that shape is somehow beneficial, why don't any aliens use it?

4. Ditto Starfleet and Klingon ship designs.

5. Surely there must be some legal issue with using the faces of people you know on holodeck characters.

6. ...and an even bigger issue with giving access to technology that basically creates artificial life (or is at least depicted that way in Voyager and a couple of Next Gen's)

as far as klingon romulan design that has to do with one stealing the design from the other inforget who was who but it was in a TOS episode and the reason for the design is too strike fear: starship designs are based on creating a bubble around the whole ship the actual art design in is a touchstone to something in rodenberry' s youth but i forget what
what i really want to know who wins between the borg and darth vader

 

[soornge]

suprised these two questions didnt make the list :
1 dalek vs the borg?
2 denny crane as a star ship commander or james kirk as a boston lawyer ( of course implied is allen shore as first officer and spock as part of the law firm)

 

[soornge]

What happens when a Borg meets up with a Gorn?
Or worse...a Pakled?

or cyberman?

 

[soornge]

If pets are exempt, which drone is stuck cleaning the litter box?

i am sure assimilating animales gets you transfwrred to one of the small scout ships

 

[soornge]

If the Borg did managed to assimilate everyone on the Enterprise, would they still have to assimilate Spot? Or are pets exempt?

If Klingon foreheads are unique to family, why was Worf susprised that the other guy with the exact same forehead pattern was his brother?

real question never explained is why the klingons on enterpise have ridges but inTOS they dont

 

[The Old Mixer]

@soornge , please learn to use the + Quote function on the lower right of your post, to avoid posting more than twice in a row in the same thread.

Thanks.

 

[Spot261]

I wonder how easily one can access ultra hardcore inter-species porn in the future?

Watch video logs of Kirk's five year mission

 

[soornge]

real question never explained is why the klingons on enterpise have ridges but inTOS they dont

e terprise covers kind of but u r right its still vague and really lame: if i remember right it was some ji d of retrovirus

 

[Gary 11's]

Why do ships always meet the same way up?

 

[Mojochi]

Why do ships always meet the same way up?

Courtesy? Although it might have been cool to show a new species do it at some other angle, solely because they were unfamiliar with the orientation of the ship they encountered. I mean think about it. If you'd never seen a ship like Enterprise before, would you know which end was up? Ironically, the original design had it the other way around, or so I've heard

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

There's a "standard orbit" around planets, so maybe there's a "standard" way for ships to approach each other.

 

[at Quark's]

If Patrick Stewart had departed TNG, and Riker had taken over command of the -D in "Best of Both Worlds", would Star Trek: Enterprise have still been cancelled after only 4 seasons?

I think the answer to that would be 'no' as we probably wouldn't have gotten to the Star Trek: Enterprise series at all...

 

[F. King Daniel]

"Irregular orbit please, Mister Crusher"