So one night, Quark held a little get-together for some of his more unscrupulous business partners from throughout the Bajor sector, and he also invited a few of his friends from onboard the station.
The next morning, Jadzia walks into the infirmary and says "Julian, could you take a look at me? I ate some Rigellian Pasta at Quark's party, and I was up vomiting all night long." Bashir gives her a hypospray.
Just then, Chief O'Brien walks in holding his stomach. "Could you give me something for food poisoning? They served me Rigellian Pasta at Quarks last night, and I had terrible diarrhea for hours." Bashir shakes his head and gives O'Brien a hypospray.
Finally, Quark walks in with his face more scrunched up than usual. "Somebody brought Rigellian Pasta into my establishment last night. It made all my customers sick! I was up all night throwing up, AND, I had terrible diarrhea!" Bashir prepares extra hyposprays, expecting more patients to come walking in at any moment.
Suddenly, Odo comes through the door, looking absolutely terrible. Bashir looks at him, aghast, "Odo! Surely *you* weren't invited to Quark's gathering last night..." to which Odo replies, "No, I went disguised as Rigellian Pasta."
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The next morning, Jadzia walks into the infirmary and says "Julian, could you take a look at me? I ate some Rigellian Pasta at Quark's party, and I was up vomiting all night long." Bashir gives her a hypospray.
Just then, Chief O'Brien walks in holding his stomach. "Could you give me something for food poisoning? They served me Rigellian Pasta at Quarks last night, and I had terrible diarrhea for hours." Bashir shakes his head and gives O'Brien a hypospray.
Finally, Quark walks in with his face more scrunched up than usual. "Somebody brought Rigellian Pasta into my establishment last night. It made all my customers sick! I was up all night throwing up, AND, I had terrible diarrhea!" Bashir prepares extra hyposprays, expecting more patients to come walking in at any moment.
Suddenly, Odo comes through the door, looking absolutely terrible. Bashir looks at him, aghast, "Odo! Surely *you* weren't invited to Quark's gathering last night..." to which Odo replies, "No, I went disguised as Rigellian Pasta."
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