Kes and Neelix

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Voyager' started by Garren, Jul 28, 2014.

  1. teacake

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    AAAAAHH

    I'm covering my ears!!
     
  2. Guy Gardener

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    Don't worry, the universe made the page flip to save your sensibilities.
     
  3. teacake

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    Yes the universe does look out for me that way.

    And yet this is still in my photobucket..

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    I'm an ungrateful daughter of the universe.

    It's okay though, I can cover it with a piece of paper and stare at the hands and imagine they are uhh.. someone elses.
     
  4. Guy Gardener

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    There's this scene in Orange is the New Black and you get a vibe that there's a set of soccer balls under her prison smock when those Star Fleet overalls had always misled me to think that she had only been keeping a set of soft balls in check.

    Now you have to appreciate the physics involved here.

    The pressure, the incredible amount of pressure needed to make a soccer ball look like a soft ball is the same sort of forces that turns coal into diamond, no?

    These are the cosmic forces which are going to be resisting Chakotay's (Robert's) chest compressions.

    Which means that her boobs are punching his fists as much as his fists are punching her boobs.

    It's not sexist if it's a fair fight, so this is cool.

    Yes I know, you're supposed to remove/unhook/cut the bra if possible before beginning chest compressions so that the boobs roll away into the unbreathing woman's armpits so that her heart can actually be effected by the life saving remedies being applied.

    But underwear can be very expensive, so there's no need to be a dick about this.
     
  5. teacake

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    LIKE THIS?!!

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  6. Guy Gardener

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    Your photobucket is an unsanitary cistern.
     
  7. 2takesfrakes

    2takesfrakes Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    :rommie: >>SNORT!!!<<

    Yes, poor old Zephram, indeed. I loved how offended he got when he found out that his kaleidoscope entity was in love with him. But, when it took over the body of a hot chick he fancied, he didn't seem to mind it too much, afterwards. Yeah that Cochrane made out alright.

    Trelane got spanked. The Organians imposed a treaty which never seemed to be obeyed. Q learned to grow up because of the Q who took the coward's way out - even settling down to raise a family. Kevin Uxbridge the Dowd killed off every Husnok out of revenge and spite. Having Humans writing for STAR TREK really does limit the possibilities of what aliens might be like, it seems ...
     
  8. Kobayshi Maru

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    With his ears, but that would require her to be naked from the waist up.
     
  9. Kobayshi Maru

    Kobayshi Maru Commodore Commodore

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    That makes you wonder who would win in a fight between Kevin Uxbridge and Q, the others sound like second rate, even the organians.

    BTW, there's also the people who pitted Kirk against a Gorn, they seemed quite powerful. The rock people who could conjure up pretty much anything on their planet, including (a copy of?) Abraham Lincoln. The people who send them on a planet where they had to reenact the shoot out at OK Coral.

    Did I miss anybody?
     
  10. bbjeg

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    I agree that Q is harmful but to be fair he didn't kill anybody, he just got people killed. As bad but less malicious.
     
  11. Melakon

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    I think the original Predator got it right. If aliens ever do arrive here, it will be to use us for sport.
     
  12. JirinPanthosa

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    Nah, I think they'd just start outsourcing all their jobs to Earth.

    Only the super-wealthy aliens would get to hunt us for sport.
     
  13. 2takesfrakes

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    Why were the Delta Quadrant inhabitants - like Neelix - just "more of the same" latex-headed aliens and nothing "special" at all? So much so that they had to bring the Borg back?
     
  14. Melakon

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    Because the Westmores are Hollywood royalty.
     
  15. 2takesfrakes

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    :rommie: >>SNORT!!!<<

    You got that right!
     
  16. teacake

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    Maybe
    they are already doing this.
     
  17. Garren

    Garren Lieutenant Red Shirt

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    Have to say that was one of my favorite exchanges. The series, especially the Doctor, has excellent dry wit and humor.
     
  18. teacake

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    Truth.