Contest: ENTER Kelvinverse Kaptions #2

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

My favorites from contest #1

@Orac

Spock says you can't neck pinch yourself, well watch this!

@Finn

Pike: (os) If you show up on my ship one more time.....


And now, the new images:

 

[Finn]

nuKirk: "Why the long face?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Scotty: Light beer? Are ye daft man????

 

[Nerys Myk]

McCoy: Next one, Spock. That's the ladies.
Spock: The plomeek will not wait!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Kirk: Hey, lady. Can you shut up? I'm making a connection here!

 

[Qonundrum]

"Do you have any Grey Poupon? If not, I'll settle for Coors Light."

"Son, I told you never to place your hand on the stove when it's glowing red!"

"There is no sign reading 'rest stop', are you sure it's safe inside?"
"If it's one of Kirk's orgies, it won't be safe no matter how much latex is in there."

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

McCoy: "Spock, get back here! You're delirious!"
Spock: "Doctor, this may be our only chance to meet the Flintstones..."

 

[Orac]

Bones: Spock! Look at this funny video on my communicator!
Spock: I'm not interested Doctor.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Kirk: "MOOOOOO! Pretty good, eh? Wanna hear a rooster call?"
Uhura: "How about a go-away bird?"
Kirk: "That's a thing?"

 

[Oddish]

KIRK: "What's good here?"
ALIEN: "You can have either the Space Soup or the Space Special."
KIRK: "What do you recommend?"
ALIEN: "Well the Space Soup makes you all wrinkled like me. And the Space Special causes a singing alien to pop out of your chest."
KIRK (to the waitress): "Check please."