Contest: ENTER Kelvinverse Kaptions #2

[Adventerprise]

My favorites from contest #1

@Orac

Spock says you can't neck pinch yourself, well watch this!

@Finn

Pike: (os) If you show up on my ship one more time.....


And now, the new images:

 

[Finngle Bells]

nuKirk: "Why the long face?"

 

[Santa Kang]

Scotty: Light beer? Are ye daft man????

 

[Santa Kang]

McCoy: Next one, Spock. That's the ladies.
Spock: The plomeek will not wait!

 

[Santa Kang]

Kirk: Hey, lady. Can you shut up? I'm making a connection here!

 

[Qonundrum]

"Do you have any Grey Poupon? If not, I'll settle for Coors Light."

"Son, I told you never to place your hand on the stove when it's glowing red!"

"There is no sign reading 'rest stop', are you sure it's safe inside?"
"If it's one of Kirk's orgies, it won't be safe no matter how much latex is in there."