You just put a picture of kes licking Neelix's ear into my mind.
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Is Neelix really supposed to be a survival expert?
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What is it about Neelix that always inspires such squeamish speculations.
Speaking of Phlox's feet... If his feet can inflate like his face inflates (like a blowfish. Season 3 dude.) doesn't that suggest that if he can't walk on water, then he can probably at the very least run on water?
He does it to himself! Between getting of on whisker tugging and his apparent foot fetish..
shhh! It's actually his whole body that can inflate.
I saw him explode into unraveled chunks of bloody steaks and chops on true blood the other night.
I think it depends on how you define "survival expert".
If you see someone whos spent most of their life as homeless but still alive, then Neelix is a survival expert. If you define it as what you see of the Discovery Channel of folks hiking thru the amazon, then Neelix isn't a survival expert.
Do you feel safe wondering if the shivering homeless people you see during the day are brandishing "home" made bow and arrow sets after dark hunting cats and dogs to BBQ?
Sooner or later they're going to fuck up and eat the evidence, and just perhaps, you or someone you know might just be that evidence.
Sooner or later they're going to fuck up and eat the evidence, and just perhaps, you or someone you know might just be that evidence.
Are you saying Neelix is dangerous?
Just that once I was talking about real life and not made up shit about space ships.
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