Is it uncouth to wear a grey bath robe with a black sock?

[HansVerhaaden]

If your girlfriend doesn't like your gray bathrobe with black socks, tell her to buy you a pair of socks she does like. Or, maybe she's suggesting you should take the bathrobe off for a few minutes.

I think it would be better for all concerned for the bath robe to remain.

 

[BigJake]

She says that the grey bath robe is not a problem but to wear it with a black sock is not good.

Are... are you wearing the black sock on your head? Perhaps she thinks you look like a bank robber?

Or somewhere else?

I would very much like to know what is happening with the singular black sock. But perhaps not in too much detail.

 

[HansVerhaaden]

Are... are you wearing the black sock on your head? Perhaps she thinks you look like a bank robber?

Or somewhere else?

I would very much like to know what is happening with the singular black sock. But perhaps not in too much detail.

I wear a black sock on my left foot and a black sock on my right foot.

 

[BigJake]

Ah, two black socks. Thank God for that.

No, you are not uncouth. But I would consider the pink socks suggestion regardless. It could be your significant other is simply seeking a livening-up of the palette.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

Where are you wearing the sock ?

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=06Dql7EiMWE

Pretty much my first thought.

If you're at home, who gives a crap?

And there's my second. I would also say that anyone who is in a position to see me in my comfort wear should be prepared to live with me, my robe, and my sock. However, I live alone and am a bit of an @$$hole, so it may be best to take Melakon's/Dr. Sevrin's more constructive and diplomatic advice.

 

[HansVerhaaden]

Ah, two black socks. Thank God for that.

No, you are not uncouth. But I would consider the pink socks suggestion regardless. It could be your significant other is simply seeking a livening-up of the palette.

Never!

I am an alpha male in my grey bath robe and black sock.

If she doesn't like it - then that's her problem.

 

[SB118_Laxyn]

I'm really curious what your girlfriend thinks you should be wearing with a grey bathrobe!

I so cannot help to read everything you say in McGonagall's voice.. LOVE it!

Also seriously.. it is home, wear whatever you want.

 

[HansVerhaaden]

Also seriously.. it is home, wear whatever you want.

My penchant for wearing a grey bath robe and a black sock could be a relationship breaker. However, I have stamina to persevere - alone if necessary.

 

[BigJake]

Never!

I am an alpha male . . .

Oh dear.

Good luck to both of you.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Ah, two black socks. Thank God for that.

No, you are not uncouth. But I would consider the pink socks suggestion regardless. It could be your significant other is simply seeking a livening-up of the palette.

Never!

I am an alpha male in my grey bath robe and black sock.

If she doesn't like it - then that's her problem.

I think this sort of thing only works for guys in Old Spice commercials.

 

[BigJake]

^ Well, there's the answer. Hans needs to make an Old Spice commercial.

 

[thestrangequark]

I keep all my males' socks color-coded according to their rank, and of course they each have only one. But everyone knows Alpha wears red. Eta and Theta (green and blue) really envy him for it, Lambda and Tau (purple and orange) are good at breaking up the fights, though. Omega wears black, because he's kind of a loser but it makes him feel cooler to do so. Because of the Dunning-Kruger Effect it was fairly easy to convince him he is Alpha, and the black sock is really the icing on the... cake... of this deception. It's really sweet, how funny and charming and alpha he thinks he is.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Tell us more about this utopian world you've created!

 

[BigJake]

I keep all my males' socks color-coded according to their rank, and of course they each have only one. But everyone knows Alpha wears red. Eta and Theta (green and blue) really envy him for it, Lambda and Tau (purple and orange) are good at breaking up the fights, though. Omega wears black, because he's kind of a loser but it makes him feel cooler to do so. Because of the Dunning-Kruger Effect it was fairly easy to convince him he is Alpha, and the black sock is really the icing on the... cake... of this deception. It's really sweet, how funny and charming and alpha he thinks he is.

Who wears white? Huh?!

I think it's really telling about the SJW Agenda that there is no place for white in your utopia.

 

[thestrangequark]

You guys can be so stupid sometimes. Only virgins wear white.

 

[BigJake]

You're saying Stormtroopers are virgins? That... actually...

... I'm okay with that. Carry on.

 

[Trekker4747]

Black sock for me! ... An Omega one, that is.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I never wear socks. I don't even own socks. I am free from your societal constrictions.

 

[SPCTRE]

Never!

I am an alpha male . . .

Oh dear.

Good luck to both of you.

 

[Miss Chicken]

If you were my boyfriend you could wear any colour you like - except purple. I absolutely DETEST PURPLE.