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Is Captain Robau Star Trek's version of Mace Windu?

Is Captain Robau Star Trek's version of Mace Windu?


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No.

Captain Robau is soooooo better than Mace Windu, that when he has a light sabre, it wont be purple, it will read BOW DOWN TO YOUR GOD LIKE BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKIN' MOTHER FUCKER in red up the side.
 
Why? Because he's bald? What is it with Star Trek fans? This is about the same logic as saying "Star Trek XI will suck because there's a scene with a motorcycle in it and Top Gun sucked!" or "Star Trek XI is a clone of Beverly Hills 90210 because everyone is under 30."
 
^^ I think the OP was referring to the alleged "badass" factor of these two characters. Which I however never saw in that Star Wars character, or, for that matter, in a Starfleet Captain who is sure to die 5 minutes into the movie....
 
Cue another year or two of the exact same "Robau" "badass" comments.

(and no I didn't call it a joke, because it stopped being funny after day 1)
 
Cue another year or two of the exact same "Robau" "badass" comments.

(and no I didn't call it a joke, because it stopped being funny after day 1)

I didn't even find it funny on day 1!

And can I also confess right here that I have no clue what the deal is with "blue warp nacelles" or sombreros? I'm here for the content, people, not the silliness! :lol:
 
Cue another year or two of the exact same "Robau" "badass" comments.

(and no I didn't call it a joke, because it stopped being funny after day 1)

You wound me, sir.

You had best hope that God Emperor Robau is more forgiving than I.

I didn't even find it funny on day 1!

And can I also confess right here that I have no clue what the deal is with "blue warp nacelles" or sombreros? I'm here for the content, people, not the silliness! :lol:

Yes, all this silliness about spoilers and canon has to go. Mods, why do you let so many people talk off topic about things that aren't sombreroes, Badass Captain Robau, or shouting about THE WOMEN??
 
Cue another year or two of the exact same "Robau" "badass" comments.

(and no I didn't call it a joke, because it stopped being funny after day 1)

I didn't even find it funny on day 1!

And can I also confess right here that I have no clue what the deal is with "blue warp nacelles" or sombreros? I'm here for the content, people, not the silliness! :lol:


Geeks trying to be funny with the most childish and boring sense of humour imaginable.

Because supposedly repeating the word sombrero in every sentence is supposed to be funny, even 18 months later. Same with the equally boring Robau badass comments.

zzzzzzzzzzzz :rolleyes:
 
Geeks trying to be funny with the most childish and boring sense of humour imaginable.

Because supposedly repeating the word sombrero in every sentence is supposed to be funny, even 18 months later. Same with the equally boring Robau badass comments.

zzzzzzzzzzzz :rolleyes:

You can tell which threads are Robau and sombrero related. Just avoid those threads, and you won't have to be annoyed! Let people have their fun. They're not doing you any harm.
 
Geeks trying to be funny with the most childish and boring sense of humour imaginable.

Because supposedly repeating the word sombrero in every sentence is supposed to be funny, even 18 months later. Same with the equally boring Robau badass comments.

zzzzzzzzzzzz :rolleyes:

You can tell which threads are Robau and sombrero related. Just avoid those threads, and you won't have to be annoyed! Let people have their fun. They're not doing you any harm.

But they ARE bothering me. Their sense of humor is absurd and wacky, and lacks dryness, obscure wordplay and references to the works of Miguel de Cervantes. Clearly, spun by irredemable idiots, looneys and children.
 
Geeks trying to be funny with the most childish and boring sense of humour imaginable.

Because supposedly repeating the word sombrero in every sentence is supposed to be funny, even 18 months later. Same with the equally boring Robau badass comments.

zzzzzzzzzzzz :rolleyes:

You can tell which threads are Robau and sombrero related. Just avoid those threads, and you won't have to be annoyed! Let people have their fun. They're not doing you any harm.

Unfortunately no, the sombrero and robau comments are beginning to fill every topic. Try something new guys, humour that isn't the type a 9 year old would spout.
 
Geeks trying to be funny with the most childish and boring sense of humour imaginable.

Because supposedly repeating the word sombrero in every sentence is supposed to be funny, even 18 months later. Same with the equally boring Robau badass comments.

zzzzzzzzzzzz :rolleyes:

You can tell which threads are Robau and sombrero related. Just avoid those threads, and you won't have to be annoyed! Let people have their fun. They're not doing you any harm.

But they ARE bothering me. Their sense of humor is absurd and wacky, and lacks dryness, obscure wordplay and references to the works of Miguel de Cervantes. Clearly, spun by irredemable idiots, looneys and children.

I do say, there you go tilting at windmills again. Etonnamment monotone et lasse est ton âme en mon automne, hélas!
 
Frankly, I don't care...

Just because somebody's bald doesn't make him another Mace Windu. You might as well ask whether he's Star Trek's version of Lex Luthor or Theo Kojak or Doctor Evil or Ernst Stavro Blofeld or Richard B. Riddick or...
 
Frankly, I don't care...

Just because somebody's bald doesn't make him another Mace Windu. You might as well ask whether he's Star Trek's version of Lex Luthor or Theo Kojak or Doctor Evil or Ernst Stavro Blofeld or Richard B. Riddick or...

Nah Captain Robau would destroy all of them.
 
I think he's more akin to Star Trek's Boba Fett. A character that appears for a few minutes on screen, with only a few lines, and he has half the fanbase obsessed with him.
 
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