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I'm Worried About T'Bonz (New Movie Spoiler)

... she might need to relieve herself!

If she is incapable of relieving herself, we need someone to trigger her to an emotional action that will either act as an emotional enema or allow us to relieve her.

Or we can get some bran or something if she really needs to relieve herself ...
 
Alas, I will have to morn. Either that or travel back in time and destroy something, haven't decided which.

I call on all Romulans of the board to drink Romulan Ale in a toast to our beloved planet.
 
If she is incapable of relieving herself, we need someone to trigger her to an emotional action that will either act as an emotional enema or allow us to relieve her.
I heard she once clubbed a baby seal to death with a dead baby seal :wtf:
 
Yeah, I'm sorry that her home planet got destroyed as well. :( Maybe it'll come back though? Who knows? :D
 
If she is incapable of relieving herself, we need someone to trigger her to an emotional action that will either act as an emotional enema or allow us to relieve her.
I heard she once clubbed a baby seal to death with a dead baby seal :wtf:

I heard that she is the ancestor of Captain Robau. That's how badass Bonz is.

And also I believe that as Romulus was being destroyed, its entire population cried out as one:

"Jolan Tru, SUCKERS!"
 
^ You think that's bad, wait till I sing this:

(sung to the tune of "Meet The Mets")

Meet T'Bonz
Meet T'Bonz
Step right up and greet T'Bonz
Bring your post count, bring your FAIL
Just don't get between T'Bonz and her ale
Because T'Bonz is perma-banning all
Tossing Red Quacker over the wall
East side, West side
Sloshed T'Bonz is falling down
So meet T-B-O-N-Z Bonz!
Of TrekBBS town...
 
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Don't worry about T'Bonz, she's been a spy for the Romulans and living among us since 1901.. :p;)
 
I'm going to see Star Trek every night this week in an attempt to determine how to save T'Bonz from emotional anguish. I will explain Romulus back into existence!
 
Simple solution.....simply make the universe-splitting event not be the time travel itself, but something which occurred prior. In one universe Spock succeeds, in another he fails and goes back in time.

Now the thing to do is for everyone to take this post, run to the Trek Lit forum and make your presence felt, before they canonise the bad news into the novel line.
 
^The "bad news" is already canon whether people writing the novels like it or not.

That's not how it works. If the novels can come up with something that's consistent with canon but interprets it in an unexpected way, they're free to do so.

What appeared on screen is canon. Any assumptions you or I make which extend from that, no matter how directly, are not. And in this case that includes the fate of Romulus in the original timeline.

That's the backbone of the Enterprise Relaunch's philosophy, really.....in TATV, we see Trip appear to die. It's canon that a holoprogram in the 24th century has him dying then. But him actually dying then is not----so Pocket says it was a ploy to "kill" him so he could work for Section 31.
 
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