If you were starting a band what names would you pick?

[The Salt Umpire]

Brand new to topic:

The Syphilitic Monkeypox Boners - punk
Everything We'll Sing You've Heard - country
Unintentional Consequences - rock

 

[Timeless]

I've always liked the name the actor Mark Strong had for the punk band he was in when he was young. They called it "Private Party" and they thought it would make a great joke for their 'in concert' posters - because no one would come since people would think it was a private party

The opposite of a band name suggested in The Commitments called Free Beer.

"What about Free Beer? They always pull in a big crowd".

I like the idea of trying to discourage people from coming to gigs though even if it means playing to an empty room.

 

[Toril Toran]

Gonarreah and Back again

 

[Toril Toran]

Toxic Frog

 

[Candlicious Ghost]

How about

The Mad Scientists?

 

[HIjol]

Well, the Cryin’ Shames” is already taken…

How about “Shame on Us”…

 

[Candlicious Ghost]

For an all girl group The Coronas

 

[Turtletrekker]

"Cancelled after two seasons on Netflix".

 

[HIjol]

"Cancelled after two seasons on Netflix".

Great name, but I don’t think it will fit on the front of the bass drum…

 

[The Lensman]

"Those Fucking Shitheads."

Punk band of course.

 

[The Salt Umpire]

"Those Fucking Shitheads."

Punk band of course.

Now I'm imagining something like the punk band in 1980 Heavy Metal singing "Those fucking shitheads, those fucking shitheads, those fucking shitheads" for 30 minutes while the band of a bass with a broken string, a patched drum set and a electric with permanent feedback thrash in the background. It ends with "WE'RE those fucking shitheads" as the band shamblolically ends playing. Think of them as the anti-Ramones.

I also think this is the most times I've ever written 'shitheads' in one post.

 

[Candlicious Ghost]

A mixed group called Pearl and the clutchers

 

[HIjol]

The MilkMaids

(…it’s complicated…)

 

[Owain Taggart]

Great name, but I don’t think it will fit on the front of the bass drum…

Better name would probably be The Netflix Survivors Club

 

[Candlicious Ghost]

The MilkMaids

(…it’s complicated…)

Would they be well endowed?

 

[fireproof78]

Soul Forge: rock

 

[Owain Taggart]

ThunderFace - Hard Rock
Aunt-Acids - Retro style rock, with a prerequisite being that they're all real Aunts playing together.

 

[The Salt Umpire]

ThunderFace - Hard Rock
Aunt-Acids - Retro style rock, with a prerequisite being that they're all real Aunts playing together.

I dunno. Bands of family members can sound like this one

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[The Salt Umpire]

Would they be well endowed?

They'd better be.

 

[Owain Taggart]

I dunno. Bands of family members can sound like this one

Didn't say any of them had to be related...

Was inspired by the Nonnas movie, where the chefs are real grandmas, based on a real restauraunt concept.

Besides, there have been some very successful family fronted musicians. Beach Boys, BeeGees, von Trapp family (still performing generations later), just to name a few.