If Voyager Was Conundrum-ed.
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There are no unknown sexually transmitted diseases between officially recognized Species inside the federation and near enough to the federation who have exchanged and processed the biodata of their respective species.
There's a no-fuck list for the truly incompatibly toxic, that Kim ran afoul of in The Disease after he rubbed uglies with a representative from a culturally chaste people, but Harry got lucky she wasn't in the mind to pass on a jock itch that'd... Didn't her cooze turn him iridescent?
There's a no-fuck list for the truly incompatibly toxic, that Kim ran afoul of in The Disease after he rubbed uglies with a representative from a culturally chaste people, but Harry got lucky she wasn't in the mind to pass on a jock itch that'd... Didn't her cooze turn him iridescent?
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They were xenophobic sexual isolationists.
The disease in The Disease was freedom, and had nothing to do with her crotch cooties.
The disease in The Disease was freedom, and had nothing to do with her crotch cooties.
Kim was always the good guy. Didn't ruffle feathers so she got after him. Sounds like my mother.
Since I've spam posted enough I have to edit this to add one more thought. I was pretty smug when he was rather frank with her. Not to relish in her frustration but this was an exciting scene for me. it probably had more to do with the fact i was 17 when it aired. yes harry, oh do yell at the grown up figure.
Since I've spam posted enough I have to edit this to add one more thought. I was pretty smug when he was rather frank with her. Not to relish in her frustration but this was an exciting scene for me. it probably had more to do with the fact i was 17 when it aired. yes harry, oh do yell at the grown up figure.
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Kim can't be trusted not to sell the family cow for magic beans.
Even in Nightingale, it was dudes, no sex whatsoever was required to manipulate him into breaking Starfleet's NonIntervention Policy, it was just "you're so big" and "You're so smart and strong" and "please superhero, save us, save us, save us".
Moron.
Even in Nightingale, it was dudes, no sex whatsoever was required to manipulate him into breaking Starfleet's NonIntervention Policy, it was just "you're so big" and "You're so smart and strong" and "please superhero, save us, save us, save us".
Moron.
Start a thread and watch as it inevitably descends into a discussion about women's bodily functions?
Yet strangely, we've never discuss the queef. It deserves attention, people.
I'm now having profound thoughts about how the EMH would discover he wasn't human. I mean, if you were a sentient hologram but thought you were human, would you want to know the truth?
Also, can logic be forgotten?
Yet strangely, we've never discuss the queef. It deserves attention, people.
I'm now having profound thoughts about how the EMH would discover he wasn't human. I mean, if you were a sentient hologram but thought you were human, would you want to know the truth?
Also, can logic be forgotten?
I'd assume that some Holograms were programmed to ignore what they are institutionally not curious about.
According to some periods are not necessary unless you are trying to get pregnant. There are drugs available now that can stop them for up to six months at a time. In the future I am sure this will be perfected.
The only thing more perfect than two shots a year to control your reproductive cycle would be hard wiring it to a clapper.
If a Vulcan female's menstrual cycle is 7 years... Actually whether they do or do not grow a child in them would kick a lot of shit out of whack, if they want to be good to go every 7 years.
Kyle XY taught me that smart/super babies spend longer in the womb.
Lets assume for a 3 year gestation period, and three years before that prepwork building blood lining in the womb, which is 6 years plus a year for wiggle, but does that mean that it takes them as long to shed the blood that would have been used to nurture a baby as it does to make a baby... Also if the placenta and all that goo is supposed to house a Vulcan kid four times longer than a human kid, can pregnant Vulcan women walk at all that they are not dragging their belly between their legs and across the ground behind them because of the additional mass and weight.
Spocks mum Amanda couldn't have carried a Vulcan fetus full term.
Either Spock was put into an artificial womb or a surrogate for the last two thirds of his mothers pregnancy, or and this is bananpants crazy, Spock was periodically removed, put into Stasis outside of Amanda, giving her months to recover from the trauma of being his life support apparatus, until she was ready to have him put back inside her tummy so that she could claim to have done the job entirely herself without admitting to human inferiority, even if it took her a year longer than a Vulcan to have a three year pregnancy.
Or Female Vulcan fertility goes dormant for 5 to 6 years, they don't have a cycle or a period at all until her bidness is ready to receive all that ponfarr mating it's been telepathically encoded to expect every 7 years... Or, and this is stupid, Vulcan women do have a very short menstrual cycle similar to humans, as if they are prepared to breed out of season, which seems like a massive punishment to be forced on that redundant merrygoround, if their husbands will only touch them sexually every 84th cycle.
If a Vulcan female's menstrual cycle is 7 years... Actually whether they do or do not grow a child in them would kick a lot of shit out of whack, if they want to be good to go every 7 years.
Kyle XY taught me that smart/super babies spend longer in the womb.
Lets assume for a 3 year gestation period, and three years before that prepwork building blood lining in the womb, which is 6 years plus a year for wiggle, but does that mean that it takes them as long to shed the blood that would have been used to nurture a baby as it does to make a baby... Also if the placenta and all that goo is supposed to house a Vulcan kid four times longer than a human kid, can pregnant Vulcan women walk at all that they are not dragging their belly between their legs and across the ground behind them because of the additional mass and weight.
Spocks mum Amanda couldn't have carried a Vulcan fetus full term.
Either Spock was put into an artificial womb or a surrogate for the last two thirds of his mothers pregnancy, or and this is bananpants crazy, Spock was periodically removed, put into Stasis outside of Amanda, giving her months to recover from the trauma of being his life support apparatus, until she was ready to have him put back inside her tummy so that she could claim to have done the job entirely herself without admitting to human inferiority, even if it took her a year longer than a Vulcan to have a three year pregnancy.
Or Female Vulcan fertility goes dormant for 5 to 6 years, they don't have a cycle or a period at all until her bidness is ready to receive all that ponfarr mating it's been telepathically encoded to expect every 7 years... Or, and this is stupid, Vulcan women do have a very short menstrual cycle similar to humans, as if they are prepared to breed out of season, which seems like a massive punishment to be forced on that redundant merrygoround, if their husbands will only touch them sexually every 84th cycle.
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Wow, until then, No way. I mean I applaud their hopefulness but that just sounds like a long term hormonal nightmare. I mean look at birth control. It is actually not beneficial to the woman's health. Nor are spermacides and such.
Yes, there are always ongoing debates about it. It might be of benefit in the short term though. I think it would be very convenient if a woman wanted to climb Mt. Everest or travel down the Amazon or any scenario where she might be away from 'civilization' for months at time.
Kes when The Docor has restored her memory and made her aware of the bleak reality:
"DOCTOR, ARE YOU TOTALLY OUT OF YOUR MIND???
DO YOU MEAN THAT I HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH........THAT
INSTEAD OF ENSIGN RICKY?????"
As for the TNG episode "Conundrum", I really Like that episode!
One of my top 5 TNG episodes.
Kes when The Docor has restored her memory and made her aware of the bleak reality:
"DOCTOR, ARE YOU TOTALLY OUT OF YOUR MIND???
DO YOU MEAN THAT I HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH........THAT
INSTEAD OF ENSIGN RICKY?????"
As for the TNG episode "Conundrum", I really Like that episode!
One of my top 5 TNG episodes.
Reminds me of the scene from Before and After when Tom mentions how he had a crush on her in the early days and how jealous Neelix was and her reaction....'Neelix'?
Looks at Tom. Looks at Neelix....Looks back at Tom.
You don't fuck with the guy who handles your food.
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