If ads were like this, nobody would need porn

[DiSiLLUSiON]

Having bright thirsty pain of wonderful desire? Bukkake Brand Milk!

It's so incredibly, wonderfully weird and off-putting; it's fantastic.

Why are these type of advertisements not catching on outside of Japan? I find them more interesting then your old run-of-the-mill incontinence advertisements. They don't actually say much about the product, but then, most commercials over here don't either.

 

[Captain Craig]

Um, so odd.

At about the 1:06 mark it seems to strangely immitate a more, how shall I say it, money shot type image.

 

[Trekker4747]

The Opium in Japan?

Really good shit.

 

[-Brett-]

It's not every day that you see the moon get ass raped by a cat.

 

[Skywalker]

WTF Japan?

 

[DiSiLLUSiON]

She's incredible; not everyone can claim to puke out little cute birds.

 

[Gryffindorian]

They smoke some weird shit in Japan. I want to try it.

 

[Kelthaz]

Um, so odd.

At about the 1:06 mark it seems to strangely immitate a more, how shall I say it, money shot type image.

Well Bukkake means ejaculating on a person and the semen being consumed. Hence the name Bukkake milk.

Yeah, the Japanese definitely smoke some weird shit.

 

[Lonemagpie]

Actually the word bukkake translates literally as "splatter" but it's pretty much exclusively used for splattering jizz on faces - though I have seen it used in legit recipes too.

This "commercial" isn't a real one though - it's a spoof from a sketch show.

I may adopt "Feline Disrespect From Behind!" as a new sig...

 

[barnaclelapse]

I still think we're getting closer and closer to Bill Hicks' joke about a Coke commercial just being a woman with her legs spread and a banner above her head that says "Drink Coke."

 

[Luckyflux]

So disturbing, yet so beautiful. Why did the cat have to go there? And why was the guy just waiting for it......many questions.

But the girl and the aforementioned "money shot" is a dream come true...whoops did I say that?

 

[CorporalClegg]

God, I love the Japanese!

 

[TheArsenal]

I'll be stunned if this is real.

 

[Lonemagpie]

I'll be stunned if this is real.

Like I said, it's not, it's from a comedy sketch show

 

[TheArsenal]

I'll be stunned if this is real.

Like I said, it's not, it's from a comedy sketch show

So you did, I see in re-reading. The amusing thing is, if they would have pulled back on one or two of the more outrageous elements, it would be indistinguishable from some of the real Japanese adverts out there.

 

[miraclefan]

They smoke some weird shit in Japan. I want to try it.

I'd be afraid to. *AAIIIII!!! THE WALLS ARE BLEEDING!! THE DEMONS ARE TALKING TO MEEEE!!!*

God, I love the Japanese!

God Bless the japanese, EVERY ONE!

 

[Mistral]

WTF was that? A cross betweeen adverts and porn? Wow.

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Definitely a fake there...