If ads were like this, nobody would need porn

Discussion in 'TV & Media' started by DiSiLLUSiON, Jul 22, 2009.

  1. DiSiLLUSiON

    DiSiLLUSiON Commodore Commodore

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    Having bright thirsty pain of wonderful desire? Bukkake Brand Milk!

    It's so incredibly, wonderfully weird and off-putting; it's fantastic. :D

    Why are these type of advertisements not catching on outside of Japan? I find them more interesting then your old run-of-the-mill incontinence advertisements. They don't actually say much about the product, but then, most commercials over here don't either.
     
  2. Captain Craig

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    Um, so odd.

    At about the 1:06 mark it seems to strangely immitate a more, how shall I say it, money shot type image.
     
  3. Trekker4747

    Trekker4747 Boldly going... Premium Member

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    The Opium in Japan?

    Really good shit.
     
  4. -Brett-

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    It's not every day that you see the moon get ass raped by a cat.
     
  5. Skywalker

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    WTF Japan? :wtf:
     
  6. DiSiLLUSiON

    DiSiLLUSiON Commodore Commodore

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    She's incredible; not everyone can claim to puke out little cute birds.
     
  7. Gryffindorian

    Gryffindorian Vice Admiral Admiral

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    They smoke some weird shit in Japan. I want to try it. :lol:
     
  8. Kelthaz

    Kelthaz Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Well Bukkake means ejaculating on a person and the semen being consumed. Hence the name Bukkake milk.

    Yeah, the Japanese definitely smoke some weird shit.
     
  9. Lonemagpie

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    Actually the word bukkake translates literally as "splatter" but it's pretty much exclusively used for splattering jizz on faces - though I have seen it used in legit recipes too.

    This "commercial" isn't a real one though - it's a spoof from a sketch show.

    I may adopt "Feline Disrespect From Behind!" as a new sig...
     
  10. barnaclelapse

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    I still think we're getting closer and closer to Bill Hicks' joke about a Coke commercial just being a woman with her legs spread and a banner above her head that says "Drink Coke."
     
  11. Luckyflux

    Luckyflux Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    So disturbing, yet so beautiful. Why did the cat have to go there? And why was the guy just waiting for it......many questions.

    But the girl and the aforementioned "money shot" is a dream come true...whoops did I say that?
     
  12. CorporalClegg

    CorporalClegg Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    God, I love the Japanese!
     
  13. TheArsenal

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    I'll be stunned if this is real.
     
  14. Lonemagpie

    Lonemagpie Writer Admiral

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    Like I said, it's not, it's from a comedy sketch show
     
  15. TheArsenal

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    So you did, I see in re-reading. The amusing thing is, if they would have pulled back on one or two of the more outrageous elements, it would be indistinguishable from some of the real Japanese adverts out there.
     
  16. miraclefan

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    I'd be afraid to.:eek: *AAIIIII!!! THE WALLS ARE BLEEDING!! THE DEMONS ARE TALKING TO MEEEE!!!*
    God Bless the japanese, EVERY ONE!:beer:
     
  17. Mistral

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    WTF was that? A cross betweeen adverts and porn? Wow.
     
  18. Peach Wookiee

    Peach Wookiee Cuddly Mod of Doom Moderator

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    Definitely a fake there... :wtf: