I think my girlfriend is a Christian! Advice needed.

[ManOnTheWave]

 

[cooleddie74]

CHILLAX (tm)

The new nighttime sedative from Bristol-Myers-Squibb. Take one Chillax per night for effective, restful sleep.*



*Warning: Side effects may include wholly nonsensical storytelling, stalking behavior, pushiness with regards to personal beliefs and wrestling with people dressed as Biblical characters.Do not take Chillax if you enjoy being understood on Internet message boards, are pregnant or are planning on becoming pregnant.

 

[Aldo]

I had a friend who used the word chill, as in "I'm chill." or "Dude, chill." But never chillax.

 

[cooleddie74]

I then had to hit Beau in the back with a steel chair to symbolize Judas stabbing him in the back. I then did a bit of wrestling with the Disciples. There was only five of them since Beau couldn't afford to pay any more and one of them was really fat and one was a girl. They were terrible wrestlers.

I can't vouch with any ironclad certainty for the validity of MB's stories...but these four sentences are the funniest damn thing I've read in the TrekBBS in ages. I'm just glad I'm not drinking anything right now or else my computer would be totally ruined.

 

[Starkers]

I had a similar reaction!

 

[FPAlpha]

"Christian wrestling"

Me

Floor

Laughing wildly

Goddammit.. that was one of the best laughs in ages!

 

[cooleddie74]

I don't remember reading about a cage-match smackdown in the New Testament. Must be in the King Kong Bundy translation of 1987.

Damn, was that shit hilarious. I'm still laughing.

 

[Chaos Descending]

And really, does anyone actually say "chillax"? ...don't answer that.

Yes.

 

[DonIago]

10 demerits for answering that.

 

[Kemaiku]

Well that was...interesting.

 

[cooleddie74]

MadBaggins wrestling in a Biblical costume and smacking someone dressed like Jesus in the back with a folding chair is an image that will forever haunt me. And cause nonstop giggling.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I don't understand why Jesus was supposed to leap off the cross and fall on Judas. What is the theology behind that.

 

[Kemaiku]

MadBaggins wrestling in a Biblical costume and smacking someone dressed like Jesus in the back with a folding chair is an image that will forever haunt me. And cause nonstop giggling.

Well I guess Jesus needed a warm up for that second coming gig, pity it didn't work out.

 

[cooleddie74]

God bless YouTube. Hallelujiah!!!

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZbUXcng2_A[/yt]

 

[sidious618]

That was a brilliant installment.

 

[kimc]

Not sure about this season yet. I'm a bit disappointed there was no stone cold stunner during last episode's wrestling match. Also, some recurring characters ike the cousin are missing...

 

[cooleddie74]

I for one was kind of hoping that Buddha, Xenu or Zeus would have jumped into the ring and given someone a piledriver. There should have been some religious crossovers to draw in viewers from other demographic groups. Hell, have a surprise cameo by Jim Jones or Marshall Applewhite. Be creative, man! The audience is falling asleep!

 

[DonIago]

Given the theme of this thread, the fact that Dawkins didn't show up and kick all of the wrestlers' asses is a glaring omission that highlights the weakness of the overall story.

 

[CorporalCaptain]

I'd say that Satan should show up and throw the fight, but that's been done.

 

[cooleddie74]

Agreed on Dawkins. I'm not an atheist, but the fact that MB didn't insert Richard Dawkins into the story shows he has terrible, shortsighted writers working for him. He had a perfect opportunity for an atheist superstar to one-up all the knuckle-dragging religious folks, but he dropped the ball. This show clearly has no direction...it just keep swinging wildly. Throwing anything at the wall to see what sticks.

I give it a 3 out of 10. It would be a 1, but the Christian wrestling gives me the giggles.