I think God is about to crush my spirit...
It's because he's pissed off at you for crank-calling him about spacebars.
Actually he is proaby more pissed because I caught him littering. It was windy ouside and I was trying to put newspaers in one of the machines and take the old ones out. I twas hard to do it because of the wind so I just put the old papers down on top of the machine and said "Okay God if you want to make it so windy it is your fault if these papers blow away." "God didn't seem to care and used his wind to toss them off the machine and they all blew away to who knows where." God was pretty cocky that day because I bet he was betting I would backdown from his wind and try and hold onto all the papers no matter how hard it was to do it. I didn't backdown and God must of really got angry because we humans are always supose to backdown to him.
Jason
