I think God is about to crush my spirit.

[Jayson]

There is this girl I like at work who I have wanted to ask out. I recently found out she is single which means I plan to ask her out. We talk sometimes and she isnice so we sort of know each other. If I had asked her out earlier and she rejected me I could blame it on the fact that she is seeing someone. Now when she rejects me it will be because I am a fat nerdy wierdo. I will once again have to acept what I am. Granted I already sort of know this but to have another person confirm your status as a loser is such ahuge blow to the ego.

Anyways wish me luck and be prepared for more self-loathing whinning that will be sure to come. Also be prepared for really grateful or pissed off comments about God who I am convinced is either trying screw with me once again or maybe hooking me up with my soul mate.


Jason

 

[Plecostomus]

Operation Torque Jayson 2009-Baker is go. Repeat Operation Torque Jayson 2009-Baker is go.

 

[CaptJimboJones]

There is this girl I like at work who I have wanted to ask out. I recently found out she is single which means I plan to ask her out. We talk sometimes and she isnice so we sort of know each other. If I had asked her out earlier and she rejected me I could blame it on the fact that she is seeing someone. Now when she rejects me it will be because I am a fat nerdy wierdo. I will once again have to acept what I am. Granted I already sort of know this but to have another person confirm your status as a loser is such ahuge blow to the ego.

Anyways wish me luck and be prepared for more self-loathing whinning that will be sure to come. Also be prepared for really grateful or pissed off comments about God who I am convinced is either trying screw with me once again or maybe hooking me up with my soul mate.


Jason

Good luck, Jason.

One question, though - what does she look like?

 

[CorporalClegg]

^
Because that's all that matters....

 

[Emher]

Good luck dude. The Force will be with you. Always.











Okay so I'm listening to the The Empire Strikes Back OST at the moment!

 

[Jayson]

There is this girl I like at work who I have wanted to ask out. I recently found out she is single which means I plan to ask her out. We talk sometimes and she isnice so we sort of know each other. If I had asked her out earlier and she rejected me I could blame it on the fact that she is seeing someone. Now when she rejects me it will be because I am a fat nerdy wierdo. I will once again have to acept what I am. Granted I already sort of know this but to have another person confirm your status as a loser is such ahuge blow to the ego.

Anyways wish me luck and be prepared for more self-loathing whinning that will be sure to come. Also be prepared for really grateful or pissed off comments about God who I am convinced is either trying screw with me once again or maybe hooking me up with my soul mate.


Jason

Good luck, Jason.

One question, though - what does she look like?

She is sort of petite. She has black hair and her voice sort of reminds me of Mira Sorvino in "Mighty Aprohodite." I'm not really good at describing people though.

Jason

 

[Emher]

You had me at petite and black hair.







Yes I'm simple that way.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

Now when she rejects me it will be because I am a fat nerdy wierdo.

Well why don't you do the obvious thing and lose weight, give yourself a makeover, new haircut and new wardrobe before asking her out? Then you might feel better about yourself, have more confidence and she might actually fancy you?

 

[Jayson]

Now when she rejects me it will be because I am a fat nerdy wierdo.

Well why don't you do the obvious thing and lose weight, give yourself a makeover, new haircut and new wardrobe before asking her out? Then you might feel better about yourself, have more confidence and she might actually fancy you?

Well I am doing this but I am still fat. I wear pants now more than I use to which is a upgrade over baggy shorts and t-shirts with words on them.

Jason

 

[Emher]

Apparantly there is this mystical thing called confidence that one is to aquire that will apparantly make you overcome a lot of physical lackings. I've tried a bit in less romantic settings and it seems to work okay, and I'm not that slim either.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Apparantly there is this mystical thing called confidence that one is to aquire that will apparantly make you overcome a lot of physical lackings. I've tried a bit in less romantic settings and it seems to work okay, and I'm not that slim either.

Alcohol gives one similar superpowers.



[DISCLAIMER: Not only not entirely true, but also has the ability to grant deleterious effects such as falling down on one's bottom, saying things one will regret later, and in the long term occasional other things like liver poisoning, cardiomyopathy and cerebral atrophy.]

 

[Jayson]

Apparantly there is this mystical thing called confidence that one is to aquire that will apparantly make you overcome a lot of physical lackings. I've tried a bit in less romantic settings and it seems to work okay, and I'm not that slim either.

Well I am going to pretend like I am Bruce Campbell when I ask her out. I will get confidence by pretending i'm not me. That should work.

Jason

 

[Holdfast]

I think God is about to crush my spirit...

It's because he's pissed off at you for crank-calling him about spacebars.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I think God is about to crush my spirit...

It's because he's pissed off at you for crank-calling him about spacebars.

Ironically, His computer has an instruction:

About to crush spirit. Press SPACE to continue.

 

[Jayson]

I think God is about to crush my spirit...

It's because he's pissed off at you for crank-calling him about spacebars.

Actually he is proaby more pissed because I caught him littering. It was windy ouside and I was trying to put newspaers in one of the machines and take the old ones out. I twas hard to do it because of the wind so I just put the old papers down on top of the machine and said "Okay God if you want to make it so windy it is your fault if these papers blow away." "God didn't seem to care and used his wind to toss them off the machine and they all blew away to who knows where." God was pretty cocky that day because I bet he was betting I would backdown from his wind and try and hold onto all the papers no matter how hard it was to do it. I didn't backdown and God must of really got angry because we humans are always supose to backdown to him.

Jason

 

[Emher]

Apparantly there is this mystical thing called confidence that one is to aquire that will apparantly make you overcome a lot of physical lackings. I've tried a bit in less romantic settings and it seems to work okay, and I'm not that slim either.

Alcohol gives one similar superpowers.



[DISCLAIMER: Not only not entirely true, but also has the ability to grant deleterious effects such as falling down on one's bottom, saying things one will regret later, and in the long term occasional other things like liver poisoning, cardiomyopathy and cerebral atrophy.]

Yeah one of the reasons I don't drink much is that I tend to start telling peoples secrets to everyone

Well I am going to pretend like I am Bruce Campbell when I ask her out. I will get confidence by pretending i'm not me. That should work.

Jason

Well that's one way. Just don't change your voice or mannerisms too much.

 

[Lookingglassman]

Just asking, but why dont you lose some weight? I'm a fat nerdy weirdo also, but I have lost 30lbs since last summer so now I'm down to 225 and I got girls looking at me. Of course I dont have the guts to ask any of them out, but I figure if I drop 20 more pounds I might be good to go.

Anyway good luck with this girl and I hope she accepts and you two have a very nice time!

 

[jamestyler]

When I do this my mentality is pretty much - "I'm single (that part sometimes gets replaced with available/horny/need cake), if I get turned down, I'll still be single. If I take the chance and it works. I win."

Being fat or nerdy doesn't matter as much as being confident (I, and others here, are proof ). Hold your head up and go for it.

Best of luck to you

 

[Jayson]

Just asking, but why dont you lose some weight? I'm a fat nerdy weirdo also, but I have lost 30lbs since last summer so now I'm down to 225 and I got girls looking at me. Of course I dont have the guts to ask any of them out, but I figure if I drop 20 more pounds I might be good to go.

Anyway good luck with this girl and I hope she accepts and you two have a very nice time!

I have lost weight but not to point where I can say i'm not fat. Loosing weight takes time but sexy single girls usually don't stay single that long. I got to ask her out before she realizes she can do better and hooks up with that guy. Maybe if we go on a date I can impress her with my ecentric sense of humor and kindness.

Jason

 

[Sephiroth]

sounds like you need Seph's diet plan, I kidnap you in the middle of the night, drive you to Paris Island, and let my D.I. buddies at you for a month, i've seen a man there when he went in tip the scale at 330lbs and after he graduated, he was down to 210