I saw it tonight. It sucked.

[Mephisto-]

Wow, it's all true. I read the spoiler (a couple of days before the film opened) and didn't really believe it, but, well . . . Anyway, the 6 1/2 hour running length is a bit more understandable now.

 

[Jack Bauer]

There a TARDIS in the Enterprise's engine room and no one greaking noticed! Argh. And I was surprised that the smoke monster from Lost made an appearence on the Klingon homeworld.

 

[DanTheGrey]

Well the gladitorial arena scene with Kirk and the Predator was just to OTT. There is no way that Kirk would have won.

 

[Pro Populo]

^ You have to admit, though, the use of the "Amok Time" fight music in that scene was ingenious.

 

[DanTheGrey]

True, the music was good, except for the theme song being "Groove is in the Heart" by Dee-Lite....

 

[Gertch]

^ When Kirk had him pinned and they stared into each others eyes and just froze for a moment - I almost had to grab the kids and get out of there. The sensual tension was so thick you couldn't budge it with a type III phaser Boothby had on him.

 

[DanTheGrey]

Yeah, but Boothby was supposed to be the gardener, not some Steven Segal Under Seige type former special ops guy trying to run away from his past after those Nausican gang-bangers shot up his family on orders of the Orion Syndicate after he busted up that Tribble deal...

 

[Outpost4]

Patience, patience. All this will be resolved in ST:XIV.

 

[Balthier the Great]

Gertch said:
^ When Kirk had him pinned and they stared into each others eyes and just froze for a moment - I almost had to grab the kids and get out of there. The sensual tension was so thick you couldn't budge it with a type III phaser Boothby had on him.

Well, if you looked in the stands, I think it was Harry Mudd selling viagra. I guess he must have escaped the fembots.

 

[Jack Bauer]

I didn't get why they showed Cyrano Jones picking up the tribbles at the K7 station. At this point in the mission the tribble episode hadn't happened yet. Someone frakked up the continuity big time.

 

[DanTheGrey]

For continuity violations, what about the fact that they had at least three Kazon during the kareoke scene as well as a Tosk...I mean how did a Tosk get from the Gamma Quadrant hundreds of years before the wormhole opened?

 

[cooleddie74]

I was more ticked off by the fact that Carrot Top had that gratuitous cameo in Spacedock and did stupid prop comedy for ten minutes while admirals looked on in disbelief.

 

[pookha]

hmmph
nothing compared to gallagher as a klingon showing people the effects of a batleeth by hitting watermelons with a big hammer.

i dont think the admirals were pleased by the melon splatter.

 

[Jack Bauer]

A drunk Kiefer Sutherland attacking a Christmas tree at the enterprise Christmas party was just so uncool.

 

[Outpost4]

Was the drunk Paris Hilton acting or not?

 

[cooleddie74]

^
Couldn't tell...but the way she lap-danced for Chekov did her no favors to begin with.

 

[DanTheGrey]

That was Paris...hmmm, I was wondering how much the mic stand muppet with the mop on it's head was costing the movie...

 

[pookha]

Jack Bauer said:
There a TARDIS in the Enterprise's engine room and no one greaking noticed! Argh. And I was surprised that the smoke monster from Lost made an appearence on the Klingon homeworld.

actually it is worse//
jj is going to reveal that the obession creature that attacked the farragutt was actually lostzilla

 

[M'Sharak]

Jack Bauer said:
A drunk Kiefer Sutherland attacking a Christmas tree at the enterprise Christmas party was just so uncool.

Well, it was either Kiefer tackling it or Jay Thomas trying to knock the pizza off the top of the tree with an overweight tribble. I mean, which would you choose?

 

[Jack Bauer]

Did anyone get why that munchkin kept running onto the bridge and ket saying follow the yellow brick road? WTF was that?!?