I hope the opening scene for STXII is...

[M'Sharak]

I'm hoping for a large musical production number.

It's just waiting to be done.
The pitch: J.J. Abrams' brings high energy and maximum lens flair to this big screen adaptation of the October 1976 Mad magazine musical Star Trek: Keep on Trekkin'.

http://mystartrekscrapbook.blogspot.com/2008/11/1976-mad-star-trek-spoof.html

It's been a long time since I've seen that.

 

[Sector 7]

For me it would be: Some crewperson whining that the ship's too big and that the engine room looks like a brewery. Scotty turns to the camera and says "IT DOESN'T F*CKING MATTER! STOP CRYING OR GET THE F*CK OFF MY SHIP!"

I vote for this one!

Sorry, you're all missing the point.

The next movie starts with Robau dying.

EVERY new Star Trek movie starts with Robau dying.

And someone in the background screams "They Killed Kenny Robau! Those Bastards!"

 

[Dale]

For me, it would be the dismanteling of the brewery.

I wouldn't be surprised if they actually did this. Or at least a scene showing them putting the last touches on a newer one.

Scotty: "Well, that's more like it" (or something or other)

Yeah, this... Scotty overseeing the refurbishment of engineering.

 

[The Castellan]

For me, it would be the dismanteling of the brewery.

I wouldn't be surprised if they actually did this. Or at least a scene showing them putting the last touches on a newer one.

Scotty: "Well, that's more like it" (or something or other)

Yeah, this... Scotty overseeing the refurbishment of engineering.

Maybe get rid of that goblin while he's at it, too.

 

[Franklin]

Let's make the entire movie about refurbishing engineering.

 

[Procutus]

The Enterprise is destroyed and everyone onboard is killed in the first five minutes, forcing Admiral Pike to come out of retirement and put together a new team -- starring Colin Farrell as Finnegan, Christian Bale as Mitchell, Matt Damon as Sam Kirk and William Shatner as Grandpa Tiberius.

"Your father was captain of a starship for twelve minutes. He saved 800 lives, including your mother's and your brother's. Your brother saved the entire galaxy before he was even a captain. I dare you to do better."

Funny thing about your casting is, I always thought that Colin Farrell make a great choice to play Mitchell.

 

[Sector 7]

Let's make the entire movie about refurbishing engineering.

Galaxy threatening conflict ensues when the new controls turn out to run on AC instead of DC.

 

[ncc-1017-e]

never made by JJ Abbrams!

 

[Mirren Audax]

They have Gary Mitchell in a corridor looking like he needs a cold shower every time he sees a yeoman walk past.

Ah, they've done that.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

If Christian Bale is in it, I'll watch it... though he is Welsh, mind you.