I Am Married

[ShamelessMcBundy]

You told me you already had an Iwife!! And really, i do have an Ihusband. But he doesn't post here anymore, so what he doesn't know can't hurt him. Besides, i think the thrill is gone for him.

Eh, she hardly posts much here anymore anyway.




Also, why is it that i'm constantly marrying women?

 

[Yeoman Randi]

You told me you already had an Iwife!! And really, i do have an Ihusband. But he doesn't post here anymore, so what he doesn't know can't hurt him. Besides, i think the thrill is gone for him.

Eh, she hardly posts much here anymore anyway.




Also, why is it that i'm constantly marrying women?

It's your boyish charm that we can't resist.

OK, i declare us married!

 

[Deckerd]

She's got a nice beard at least, Shameless.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

We can be called Yeoman McBundy.

 

[apostle83]

Those who are berating me for sharing something in a private forum amuse me (not this forum, the forum Garak referenced).

Further, my wife is proud that we were both virgins when married, and proud that we are making love. She has no problem with me sharing generalities like "we both really want it" and "she wants me bad" and "yikes! She is a nympho!"

To close, yes, there are pictures, but none of you will see them. I am not Squiggy or Dayton3. :/

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

For the record, i never wanted to see Squiggy's ass.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

She's got a nice beard at least, Shameless.

I spewed my orange juice!

We can be called Yeoman McBundy.

I LOVE IT!!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

For the record, i never wanted to see Squiggy's ass.

Personally, i could never get enough of Squiggy's ass. It's a fine ass. Although the kilt picture does even more for me.

I DEMAND THE KILT PICTURE!

 

[Deckerd]

Those who are berating me for sharing something in a private forum amuse me (not this forum, the forum Garak referenced).

Further, my wife is proud that we were both virgins when married, and proud that we are making love. She has no problem with me sharing generalities like "we both really want it" and "she wants me bad" and "yikes! She is a nympho!"

To close, yes, there are pictures, but none of you will see them. I am not Squiggy or Dayton3. :/

Are you being a bit of an attention starlet apostle?

 

[Amaris]

Those who are berating me for sharing something in a private forum amuse me (not this forum, the forum Garak referenced).

Further, my wife is proud that we were both virgins when married, and proud that we are making love. She has no problem with me sharing generalities like "we both really want it" and "she wants me bad" and "yikes! She is a nympho!"

To close, yes, there are pictures, but none of you will see them. I am not Squiggy or Dayton3. :/

I, too, enjoy fucking. I am pleased to see you do as well.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

J., you are quite the wordsmith.

 

[Misfit Toy]

She has no problem with me sharing generalities like "we both really want it" and "she wants me bad" and "yikes! She is a nympho!"

I strongly doubt that - based on your earlier descriptions of her as a Fundamentalist Christian.

 

[Amaris]

J., you are quite the wordsmith.

Thank you. I spend much of my free time trying to get gooder.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

J., you are quite the wordsmith.

Thank you. I spend much of my free time trying to get gooder.

You speakum engis gooderdly.

 

[Kemaiku]

Those who are berating me for sharing something in a private forum amuse me (not this forum, the forum Garak referenced).

Further, my wife is proud that we were both virgins when married, and proud that we are making love. She has no problem with me sharing generalities like "we both really want it" and "she wants me bad" and "yikes! She is a nympho!"

To close, yes, there are pictures, but none of you will see them. I am not Squiggy or Dayton3. :/

 

[datagal]

Those who are berating me for sharing something in a private forum amuse me (not this forum, the forum Garak referenced).

Further, my wife is proud that we were both virgins when married, and proud that we are making love. She has no problem with me sharing generalities like "we both really want it" and "she wants me bad" and "yikes! She is a nympho!"

To close, yes, there are pictures, but none of you will see them. I am not Squiggy or Dayton3. :/

You nasty dog.
It took a honeymoon to tame that gun between you legs, huh?

Anyhoo, congratulations on your marriage.
May your marriage be blessed one.
(And I really do mean it.)

 

[apostle83]

She has no problem with me sharing generalities like "we both really want it" and "she wants me bad" and "yikes! She is a nympho!"

I strongly doubt that - based on your earlier descriptions of her as a Fundamentalist Christian.

That's nice that you think that.

Truth of matter is that your opinion on this issue doesn't matter at all.

You might want to hang out with some new fundamentalists. All the fundamentalists that I know celebrate sex within a marriage context.

 

[Amaris]

She has no problem with me sharing generalities like "we both really want it" and "she wants me bad" and "yikes! She is a nympho!"

I strongly doubt that - based on your earlier descriptions of her as a Fundamentalist Christian.

That's nice that you think that.

Truth of matter is that your opinion on this issue doesn't matter at all.

You might want to hang out with some new fundamentalists. All the fundamentalists that I know celebrate sex within a marriage context.

Do any of them want to have sex outside of a marriage context? You know? Give them a ride on the "oh God! oh God!" express? You can't spell "Communion" without "cum on in".

 

[Kemaiku]

Nothing like a legal document and a long tiring day of being dressed funny to really get you in the mood.

 

[apostle83]

We seriously considered not having a "legal marriage." It is rather depressing to see the monopoly the state has attempted to gain on what is really a religious and social compact.