I Am Married

[Kemaiku]

SparkleSpam? now we just created another character

 

[Gepard]

Unbridled spam at that, but whose to say some hosreplay should be corralled?

 

[Gov Kodos]

Well, honestly it might've been fun once but at this point it's just spam.

Isn't that the point?

Very sparkly spam.

Sparkly spam FTW!

[edit] Sparkly ponies are better than sparkly vampires.

 

[Kemaiku]

I love you guys.

 

[Misfit Toy]

I'm not entirely sure I want to hear your answer but:

Does that mean a voracious sexual appetite isn't appropriate in a non-married relationship?

I mean... just wondering...

Exactly what he means...premarital sex is a no-no you know.

Sometimes I feel kind of sad about such religious views...generally speaking, most people who feel this way didn't have a choice but to be born into a family or culture that thinks in such a way.

RAMA

But my culture is not that way. In fact, this stands in stark contrast to what is considered normal in my culture. Why would you pity me for doing something that I feel is right?

And yet your culture seems to glorify the discussion of your spouse's sexual habits in an international public forum. Isn't that a contradiction?

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Doesn't modesty go along with that whole "sex is only between a husband and wife" thing?

 

[{ Emilia }]

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Well, honestly it might've been fun once but at this point it's just spam.

Isn't that the point?

Very sparkly spam.

Of course. I just think it's mildly amusing that a mod is obviously spamming.

 

[Gepard]

Most of it occurred in the forum that shall not be named, though. Most of it.

 

[Gov Kodos]

Most of it occurred in the forum that shall not be named, though. Most of it.

The word, do not say the word, do not even think the word!
[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e2kaQqxmQ0[/yt]

 

[Alpha Romeo]

I'm not entirely sure I want to hear your answer but:

Does that mean a voracious sexual appetite isn't appropriate in a non-married relationship?

I mean... just wondering...

Exactly what he means...premarital sex is a no-no you know.

Sometimes I feel kind of sad about such religious views...generally speaking, most people who feel this way didn't have a choice but to be born into a family or culture that thinks in such a way.

RAMA

But my culture is not that way. In fact, this stands in stark contrast to what is considered normal in my culture. Why would you pity me for doing something that I feel is right?

And now we see the REAL reason for Apostle's thread...

 

[Garak]

My wife and I have voracious sexual appetites. In a married relationship, this is appropriate.

You don't get it, it's not about that. You were bragging about it, and where I'm from saying things like that about your wife is pretty bush league and classless. You really think she'd like to know that you're telling a bunch of weird people on the internet that she's a nympho?

It's ok though, you're young and I'm probably from a more civilized place and era. Kids these days.

 

[Kemaiku]

Exactly what he means...premarital sex is a no-no you know.

Sometimes I feel kind of sad about such religious views...generally speaking, most people who feel this way didn't have a choice but to be born into a family or culture that thinks in such a way.

RAMA

But my culture is not that way. In fact, this stands in stark contrast to what is considered normal in my culture. Why would you pity me for doing something that I feel is right?

And now we see the REAL reason for Apostle's thread...

Always some kind of hidden troll with him.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I had Demerol after major abdominal surgery. The withdrawal was horrible.

Dilaudid is also a bitch, but being on it is better than a hot beef injection.

Hey, speak for yourself.

 

[Deckerd]

I was going to say that but I knew it was Shameless's line.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I am as constant as the Northern Star.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Shameless, i love you.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Let's get married!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

You told me you already had an Iwife!! And really, i do have an Ihusband. But he doesn't post here anymore, so what he doesn't know can't hurt him. Besides, i think the thrill is gone for him.

 

[Scout101]

In his defense, he's just a little giddy at the moment. Most people act a little like that the first time they get laid. He's just a bit behind the curb and trying to make up for lost time...

 

[Awesome Possum]

I'd like to see pictures of the wedding, surely there are some.